“*seductively dabs gravy behind my ears*”
Who needs perfume? "Seductively dabs Cheeto's dust behind my ears while making eye contact" was posted on X/Twitter by Kayton Kimberly on September 17, 2017. "*seductively dabs…
Archive for 12/2024
“Kettle chips are great because the crunch is louder than my thoughts”
Kettle-cooked potato chips (such as the brand "Kettle chips" by Kettle Foods) are thicker chips. When eaten, they have a louder crunch than other potato chips. "These kettle chips…
“Kettle chips are loud as fuck”
Kettle-cooked potato chips (such as the brand "Kettle chips" by Kettle Foods) are thicker chips. When eaten, they have a louder crunch than other potato chips. "These kettle chips…
“Kettle chips are loud af”
Kettle-cooked potato chips (such as the brand "Kettle chips" by Kettle Foods) are thicker chips. When eaten, they have a louder crunch than other potato chips. "These kettle chips…
“Kettle-cooked potato chips are loud as fuck”
Kettle-cooked potato chips (such as the brand "Kettle chips" by Kettle Foods) are thicker chips. When eaten, they have a louder crunch than other potato chips. "These kettle chips…
“I keep the subtitles on because sometimes I’m just snacking too loud”
"I keep subtitles on bc sometimes I just be snackin too loud" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The crunch of potato chips can be very loud, and viewers can't hear…
“I keep subtitles on bc sometimes I just be snackin too loud”
"I keep subtitles on bc sometimes I just be snackin too loud" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The crunch of potato chips can be very loud, and viewers can't hear…
“My tweets are all made from 100% recycled material”
"Recycled material" is often looked at as a good thing, but not so much when the material consists of social media posts. "Just so you know, Earth, my tweets are made from 100%…
“I want to be the person my dog thinks I am”
"I want to be the person my dog thinks i am" is a saying that has been printed on many images. There have been many slightly different forms of the saying. Dog owners want to feel…
“Ah, Monday. My coffee is strong and my motivation is fictitious”
"Ah, Monday. My coffee is strong and my motivation is fictitious" is a saying that was posted on Facebook by Coffee on November 25, 2024. The saying (shown on an image) was posted on…
“As a man, you should never watch your woman struggle to pay bills. Dump her and find one with some money”
"As a man, you should never watch your woman struggle to pay bills. Dump her and find one with some money" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "As a man, you…
“As a man, you should never sit there and watch your woman struggle to pay bills. Dump her and find you one with money”
"As a man, you should never watch your woman struggle to pay bills. Dump her and find one with some money" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "As a man, you…
“Lord, help me be the kind of person my dog thinks I am”
"I want to be the person my dog thinks i am" is a saying that has been printed on many images. There have been many slightly different forms of the saying. Dog owners want to feel…
“X is a modern day version of having an imaginary friend”
Some people view the social media site X (formerly called Twitter) as an "imaginary friend." "twitter is just a version of having an imaginary friend" was posted on X/Twitter by…
“Twitter is basically the modern version of having an imaginary friend”
Some people view the social media site X (formerly called Twitter) as an "imaginary friend." "twitter is just a version of having an imaginary friend" was posted on X/Twitter by…