“I was told there would be no math”
"It was my understanding that there would be no math" (or "I was told there would be no math") is a saying that has been printed on many images. It is a line that a student…
Archive for 03/2023
“May your kilt be short enough to dance a jig, but long enough to hide your lucky charms”
"St. Patrick's Day Tip: Your kilt should be short enough for dancing a jig, but long enough to hide your lucky charms" (also "Make sure your kilt is short enough to do a jig,…
“The people who told you everything was fine because they were in control will shift to saying…”
"Hours ago, we saw the biggest bank failure in the US since 2008. Soon, the people who told you everything was fine because they were in control, will shift to saying that everything is going…
“May love and laughter light your days, and warm your heart and home…” (Irish blessing)
"May love and laughter bless your days and warm your heart and home..." is an Irish blessing that has been cited in print since at least 1994. Authorship is unknown. The saying has been…
“St. Patrick’s Day is like Valentine’s Day for people who love Jameson and bad decisions”
"St. Patrick's Day is like Valentine's Day for people who love Jameson and bad decisions" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Jameson Irish Whiskey is the…
“May your heart be light and happy, may your smile be big and wide, and may your pockets always…”
"May your heart be light and happy, may your smile be big and wide, and may your pockets always have a coin or two inside" is an Irish blessing (or proverb) that has been printed on many…
“St. Patrick’s Day is like Valentine’s Day for people who love beer and bad decisions”
"St. Patrick's Day is like Valentine's Day for people who love Jameson and bad decisions" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Jameson Irish Whiskey is the…
“St. Patrick’s Day is like Valentine’s Day for people who love beer”
"St. Patrick's Day is like Valentine's Day for people who love Jameson and bad decisions" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Jameson Irish Whiskey is the…
“St. Patrick’s Day is like Valentine’s Day for people who love fun”
"St. Patrick's Day is like Valentine's Day for people who love Jameson and bad decisions" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Jameson Irish Whiskey is the…
“I’m respectfully devoting the day to eating Lucky Charms in my underwear” (St. Patrick’s Day)
"I'm respectfully devoting the day after St. Patrick's Day to eating Lucky Charms in my underwear" is a St. Patrick's Day saying that has been printed on many images.…
“I’m respectfully devoting the day after St. Patrick’s Day to eating Lucky Charms in my underwear”
"I'm respectfully devoting the day after St. Patrick's Day to eating Lucky Charms in my underwear" is a St. Patrick's Day saying that has been printed on many images.…
“St. Patrick’s Day is like Valentine’s Day for people who love whiskey and bad decisions”
"St. Patrick's Day is like Valentine's Day for people who love Jameson and bad decisions" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Jameson Irish Whiskey is the…
“Winter is coming. Don’t forget to reverse your battery so the heat comes on…”
Reversing the cables of a car's battery doesn't turn the heat into air conditioning, or the air conditioning into heat. However, there are seasonal jokes that have been printed on many…
“Buy wisely. Cook carefully”
"Buy wisely, Cook carefully" was a saying during the food rationing of World War II, and it has been printed on many images. "Start your Victory Drive now. Buy wisely, cook…
“Food is a weapon. Don’t waste it! Buy wisely. Cook carefully. Eat it all”
"Buy wisely, Cook carefully" was a saying during the food rationing of World War II, and it has been printed on many images. "Start your Victory Drive now. Buy wisely, cook…
“Whoever said the onion is the only vegetable that makes ya cry has never wiped with a corn cob”
Some people who do not have toilet paper use corn cobs instead. "Whoever said the onion is the only vegatable that makes ya cry has never wiped with a corn cob. (I’ll lock up when I’m…
“A deaf guy walks into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A deaf version is: "A deaf guy walks into a bar. The bartender says" The joke was…
“It’s spring. Don’t forget to reverse your battery cables so the air conditioner comes on…”
Reversing the cables of a car's battery doesn't turn the heat into air conditioning, or the air conditioning into heat. However, there are seasonal jokes that have been printed on many…
“I’m not Irish, but my coffee might be”
"I'm not Irish, but my coffee is" (or "I'm not Irish, but my coffee might be" is a St. Patrick's Day saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker…
“I’m not Irish, but my coffee is”
"I'm not Irish, but my coffee is" (or "I'm not Irish, but my coffee might be" is a St. Patrick's Day saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker…