“Whoever said the onion is the only vegetable that makes ya cry has never wiped with a corn cob”

Some people who do not have toilet paper use corn cobs instead. “Whoever said the onion is the only vegatable that makes ya cry has never wiped with a corn cob. (I’ll lock up when I’m done)” was posted on Twitter by Larry The Cable Guy on March 30, 2020. “WHOEVER SAID THE ONION IS THE ONLY VEGETABLE THAT MAKES YA CRY HAS NEVER WIPED WITH A CORN COB” was posted on Facebook by Larry The Cable Guy on March 14, 2023.
 
“My friend said onions are the only food that make you cry—so I threw a coconut at his face” is a related saying about onions.
 
     
Wikipedia: Larry the Cable Guy
Daniel Lawrence Whitney (born February 17, 1963), known professionally by his persona Larry the Cable Guy, is an American stand-up comedian, actor, producer, and former radio personality.
 
Twitter
Larry The Cable Guy
@GitRDoneLarry
Whoever said the onion is the only vegatable that makes ya cry has never wiped with a corn cob. (I’ll lock up when I’m done)
2:26 AM · Mar 30, 2020
 
Twitter
Mike Cook 
@strategicdoer
“Whoever said the onion is the only vegetable to make you cry has never wiped with a corn cob!”  - Dan Whitney
7:56 AM · Jun 28, 2021
 
Twitter
Mike Cook 
@strategicdoer
“Whoever said the onion is the only vegetable to make you cry has never wiped with a corn cob!”  - Dan Whitney
6:30 AM · Jun 28, 2022
     
Facebook
Larry The Cable Guy
March 14, 2023 at 7:02 PM
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
WHOEVER SAID
THE ONION IS
THE ONLY
VEGETABLE
THAT MAKES YA
CRY HAS NEVER
WIPED WITH A
CORN COB.
 
Twitter
Bob Golen
@BobGolen
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
WHOEVER SAID
THE ONION IS
THE ONLY
VEGETABLE
THAT MAKES YA
CRY HAS NEVER
WIPED WITH A
CORN COB.
10:16 PM · Mar 15, 2023