“If you really want to get off carbs, start referring to ‘baked goods’ as ‘baked bads’”
"Good" is the opposite of "bad" and "evil." There are "baked goods," but there are no "baked bads" or "baked evils." "Then tell me…
Archive for 03/2023
“You know what rhymes with Friday? Bourdon”
"You know what rhymes with Friday? Alcohol" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. There is no rhyme, of course, but it's the weekend and the speaker no longer…
“If you’re still confused about gender, try milking a bull and you’ll learn real quick”
"If you are still confused about gender, try milking a bull. That might kick start your thinking" and "If you're still confused about gender, try milking a bull and you'll…
“Socialists are the flat earthers of economics”
"Socialists are the flat earthers of economics" and "Socialists are the flat earthers of politics" are sayings that have been printed on many images. The reference to "flat…
“If we become less white who’s gonna play that funky music?”
"Play that funky music, white boy" is a line in the song "Play That Funky Music" (1976) by Wild Cherry. The line had been suggested to the band while playing to a predominantly…
“If you’re confused about gender, try milking a bull. That just might kick start your thinking”
"If you are still confused about gender, try milking a bull. That might kick start your thinking" and "If you're still confused about gender, try milking a bull and you'll…
“I’m not racist. I hate white liberals more than anybody”
"I'M NOT RACIST. I HATE WHITE LIBERALS MORE THAN ANYBODY" (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by George Chambers on April 24, 2019. It's not known who originated the…
“If you are still confused about gender, try milking a bull. That might kick start your thinking”
"If you are still confused about gender, try milking a bull. That might kick start your thinking" and "If you're still confused about gender, try milking a bull and you'll…
“If you’re confused about gender, try milking a bull. You’ll learn real quick”
"If you are still confused about gender, try milking a bull. That might kick start your thinking" and "If you're still confused about gender, try milking a bull and you'll…
“Socialism is the flat earth of economics”
"Socialists are the flat earthers of economics" and "Socialists are the flat earthers of politics" are sayings that have been printed on many images. The reference to "flat…
“Socialists are the flat earthers of the economy”
"Socialists are the flat earthers of economics" and "Socialists are the flat earthers of politics" are sayings that have been printed on many images. The reference to "flat…
“Socialists are the flat earthers of politics”
"Socialists are the flat earthers of economics" and "Socialists are the flat earthers of politics" are sayings that have been printed on many images. The reference to "flat…
“Drinking green beer is the closest I’ll come to eating a vegetable all year”
"I wish drinking green beer on St. Patrick's Day wasn't the closest you'll come this year to eating a vegetable" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The…
“I wish drinking green beer wasn’t the closest you’ll come to eating a vegetable”
"I wish drinking green beer on St. Patrick's Day wasn't the closest you'll come this year to eating a vegetable" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The…
“Bad puns on St. Patrick’s Day don’t just shame you. They Seamus all”
"Remember, (Irish) puns on St. Patrick's Day don't just shame you. They Seamus all" (also "Bad puns on St. Patrick’s Day don't just shame you. They Seamus all"…
“Remember, Irish puns on St. Patrick’s Day don’t just shame you. They Seamus all”
"Remember, (Irish) puns on St. Patrick's Day don't just shame you. They Seamus all" (also "Bad puns on St. Patrick’s Day don't just shame you. They Seamus all"…
“It was my understanding that there would be no math”
"It was my understanding that there would be no math" (or "I was told there would be no math") is a saying that has been printed on many images. It is a line that a student…
“St. Patrick’s Day puns don’t just shame you. They Seamus all”
"Remember, (Irish) puns on St. Patrick's Day don't just shame you. They Seamus all" (also "Bad puns on St. Patrick’s Day don't just shame you. They Seamus all"…
“Make sure your kilt is short enough to do a jig, but long enough to hide your lucky charms”
"St. Patrick's Day Tip: Your kilt should be short enough for dancing a jig, but long enough to hide your lucky charms" (also "Make sure your kilt is short enough to do a jig,…
“Your kilt should be short enough for dancing a jig, but long enough to hide your lucky charms”
"St. Patrick's Day Tip: Your kilt should be short enough for dancing a jig, but long enough to hide your lucky charms" (also "Make sure your kilt is short enough to do a jig,…