“Biscuits and gravy are just wet flour over dry flour”
"Biscuits and gravy are weird because it’s like 'Here’s some really wet flour poured over some really dry flour'" -- the gravy contains the wet flour and the biscuits…
Archive for 12/2022
“What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?”/“A meltdown.”
A winter riddle is: Q: What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?A: A meltdown. "What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?" was posted on Twitter by MusikTrak…
Used Coffee Department (restroom or toilet)
"Used Coffee Department" is a jocular term for a restroom (or, in particular, a toilet). "Decided I'd best go find some repellant, visit the used coffee department, and wake my…
“You throw away the outside and keep the inside, then you eat the outside and throw away the inside”
"You throw away my outside, you cook my inside. Then you eat my outside and you throw away my inside. What am I?" is a riddle that has been printed in many images. The answer is…
“The state is the mafia pretending to be a human rights organization”
"The state is the mafia pretending to be a human rights organization" is a saying that has been shown on many images. "Government is the mafia pretending to be a human rights…
“Camera catches looters stealing trillions” (Congress joke)
"Camera catches looters stealing trillions" (with a photo of the Congress of the United States) has been printed on many images. "Camera Catches Looters Stealing Trillions"…
“Government is the mafia pretending to be a human rights organization”
"The state is the mafia pretending to be a human rights organization" is a saying that has been shown on many images. "Government is the mafia pretending to be a human rights…
“We don’t have the first amendment to talk about the weather”
"We don’t have freedom of speech to talk about the weather. We have freedom of speech so we can say very controversial things" is saying by American author, activist, physician and…
“We don’t have freedom of speech to talk about the weather”
"We don’t have freedom of speech to talk about the weather. We have freedom of speech so we can say very controversial things" is saying by American author, activist, physician and…
“Dear Santa, I was naughty and it was worth it. You fat judgmental bastard”
"Dear Santa, I was naughty and it was worth it. You fat judgmental bastard" is a jocular Christmas saying that has been printed on many images. Sometimes "Judgmental" is given…
“Every time a hand reaches out to help another…that is Christmas”
A Christmas card message, cited in print since at least January 1992, has been printed on many images: "Every time a hand reaches out to help another, that is Christmas.Every time someone puts…
“Like many people, I sing in the car, but only when I put it in reverse. I’m a back up singer”
Being a "backup-up singer" has nothing to do with backing up a car, but there are jokes. "Like many people, I sing in the car, but only when I put it in reverse. I'm a back up…
“The first rule of mud wrestling is fight dirty”
The expression "fight dirty" means to engage an enemy using questionable tactics. It doesn't usually involve dirt, but there are jokes. "The first rule of mud wrestling is fight…
“Scalloped potatoes don’t contain any seafood. This is clearly false advertising”
There are no scallops in scalloped potatoes -- but there are jokes about this. "There's a disappointing lack of seafood in scalloped potatoes" was posted on Twitter by Eat 24 on…
Graveyard Bouquet
A superstition in the theater is, supposedly, that on the closing night of a show, the director and/or leading lady receives a bouquet of flowers stolen from a graveyard. This supposedly brings…
“Never read the last line of a play at a rehearsal” (theatre superstition)
Entry in progress -- BP Toby SimkinTheatre Superstition The Last LineIt has been considered bad luck to say the final line of a show before it opens. Therefore, many rehearsals skip the final line…
“I wish I was as thin as my patience”
"I wish I was as thin as my patience" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "i wish i were as thin as my patience" was posted on Twitter by (((Nicole Aimée…
“You can be a night owl AND an early bird if your sleep schedule’s messed up enough”
"You can be a night owl AND an early bird if your sleep schedule's messed up enough" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "You can be a night owl AND an early bird…
“You can be a night owl AND an early bird if your sleep schedule’s fucked enough”
"You can be a night owl AND an early bird if your sleep schedule's messed up enough" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "You can be a night owl AND an early bird…
“How long will the next bus be?”/“Same length as this one.”
People at a bus stop often ask how long the wait until the next bus will be. "How long will the next bus be?" they ask. "Same length as this one" is a joke reply from the bus…