A banana sticker (such as "Chiquita") is often found on the banana peel. Many people remove this sticker, despite the fact that the banana peel is not eaten. Then, they (especially young…
Post offices deliver letters and packages. Airports deliver people. "@ChrisCotsiou 'Airports are like post offices for people'" was posted on Twitter by Thayne Flanagan on June…
Post offices deliver letters and packages. Airports deliver people. "@ChrisCotsiou 'Airports are like post offices for people'" was posted on Twitter by Thayne Flanagan on June…
A popular Hanukkah riddle is: Q: What’s the difference between Hanukkah and a dragon?A: One lasts for eight nights the other sometimes ate knights. "What's the difference between…
"I love the smell of don't fuck with me in the morning" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I love the smell of coffee in the morning" is the usual saying.…
"Weekend Forecast: Mostly drunk with a chance of horny" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. It's not a weather forecast but a weekend events forecast.…
Schoolhouse Rock! is a series of animated musical educational short films. "I'm Just a Bill" premiered on March 27, 1976, and showed how a bill becomes law. Many people have pointed…
Schoolhouse Rock! is a series of animated musical educational short films. "I'm Just a Bill" premiered on March 27, 1976, and showed how a bill becomes law. Many people have pointed…
A dreidel is a spinning top, played during the Jewish holiday of Hanukkah. A news report about a dreidel would be a "top story." "Today's Top Story Is ACTUALLY About A…
"Due to inflation I hear Dollar tree is changing their name to Tree fiddy!" was posted on Twitter by Kumioko on January 22, 2022. "Due to inflation and rising gas prices, Dollar Tree…
"Due to inflation I hear Dollar tree is changing their name to Tree fiddy!" was posted on Twitter by Kumioko on January 22, 2022. "Due to inflation and rising gas prices, Dollar Tree…
"Coffee is not an option. It's an attitude" is a coffee saying that has been printed on several images. "ravi_mehta’s photo http://instagr.am/p/RsoPrDnVRA/ Coffee is not an…
"Coffee vs. Oxygen. One is needed to survive. The other is oxygen" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "THERE'S COFFEE AND THERE'S OXYGEN. WHICH IS…
"Spiders are the only web developers that are happy to find bugs" is a saying (with several slight variations) that has been printed on many images. The puns are on the double meanings of…
Entry in progress -- BP Wikipedia: ShowgirlA showgirl is a female dancer or performer in a stage entertainment show intended to showcase the performer's physical attributes, typically by way…
Many people are too busy looking on their phones to do anything else. "I've never been camping, but once my phone died and I looked up and saw a tree" is a jocular saying that has…
"Spiders are the only web developers that are happy to find bugs" is a saying (with several slight variations) that has been printed on many images. The puns are on the double meanings of…
"Used Beer Department" is a jocular restroom sign that has been printed on many images. "Two Shake Maximum" is sometimes added. "Used beer department" was printed in…
"When measuring the circumference of a pie, using one pie is not enough. But 2πr" ("two pie are") is a pun that was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on December 7, 2022. The…
"Used Beer Department" is a jocular restroom sign that has been printed on many images. "Two Shake Maximum" is sometimes added. "Used beer department" was printed in…