“The system isn’t broken. It was designed that way”
"The system isn't broken. It was made this way" (or "The system was never broken. It was built this way" is a saying that has been printed on many images. “The system”…
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“The system isn’t broken. It was built that way”
"The system isn't broken. It was made this way" (or "The system was never broken. It was built this way" is a saying that has been printed on many images. “The system”…
“The system isn’t broken. It was made that way”
"The system isn't broken. It was made this way" (or "The system was never broken. It was built this way" is a saying that has been printed on many images. “The system”…
“The system isn’t broken. It was made this way”
"The system isn't broken. It was made this way" (or "The system was never broken. It was built this way" is a saying that has been printed on many images. “The system”…
“I just made my hamster a strong coffee. I don’t want him falling asleep at the wheel”
Many people have a coffee before driving to prevent falling asleep at the wheel. A coffee joke transfers this to a hamster wheel. "'@sixthformpoet: I just made my hamster a strong coffee.…
“Just gave my hamster a coffee because I don’t want him falling asleep at the wheel”
Many people have a coffee before driving to prevent falling asleep at the wheel. A coffee joke transfers this to a hamster wheel. "'@sixthformpoet: I just made my hamster a strong coffee.…
“The system isn’t broken. It was built this way”
"The system isn't broken. It was made this way" (or "The system was never broken. It was built this way" is a saying that has been printed on many images. “The system”…
“The system isn’t broken. It was designed this way”
"The system isn't broken. It was made this way" (or "The system was never broken. It was built this way" is a saying that has been printed on many images. “The system”…
“The system was never broken. It was built this way”
"The system isn't broken. It was made this way" (or "The system was never broken. It was built this way" is a saying that has been printed on many images. “The system”…
“One nation, under a fraud, with tyranny and injustice for all”
"One nation, under fraud" -- a variation on "One nation, under God" of the Pledge of Allegiance -- is a saying that has been printed on many images. "The Second City's…
“One nation, under fraud, with tyranny and injustice for all”
"One nation, under fraud" -- a variation on "One nation, under God" of the Pledge of Allegiance -- is a saying that has been printed on many images. "The Second City's…
“One nation, under fraud, completely visible, with spying on and lying to all”
"One nation, under fraud" -- a variation on "One nation, under God" of the Pledge of Allegiance -- is a saying that has been printed on many images. "The Second City's…
“One nation, under fraud”
"One nation, under fraud" -- a variation on "One nation, under God" of the Pledge of Allegiance -- is a saying that has been printed on many images. "The Second City's…
“I joined a 12-step program for people who talk too much. It’s called On and On Anon”
"'I talk too much,' Evan Davis admitted. 'I've joined a self-help group called On-and-On-Anon. Our meetings go forever'" was printed in the Lansing (MI) State…
“It really smells around that ol’ factory”
"Olfactory" sounds like "ol' factory" or "ole factory" (old factory), and there are jokes. "Ole-Factory: A factory that manufactures perfumes, or a factory…
“What do you call a couple of asses in an asparagus patch?”/“Ass pair I guess.”
"Asparagus" can sound like "ass pair I guess." "Word for the day: ASS PAIR I GUESS Eat some and turn on the fan when you tinkle" was posted on Twitter by Sheriff Opie…
“What do you call an angry nut?”/“A pissed-achio.”
"Pistachio" sounds like "pissed-achio," and there are jokes. "Hmmmmmmmm! Just finished a large bag of pissed achios and some plum brandy" was posted on the newsgroup…
“Where do they manufacture smells?”/“The ol’ factory.”
"Olfactory" sounds like "ol' factory" or "ole factory" (old factory), and there are jokes. "Ole-Factory: A factory that manufactures perfumes, or a factory…
“What kind of nut is drunk?”/“A pissed-achio.”
"Pistachio" sounds like "pissed-achio," and there are jokes. "Hmmmmmmmm! Just finished a large bag of pissed achios and some plum brandy" was posted on the newsgroup…
“What’s the difference between a politician and an onion?” (riddle)
A politician riddle is: Q: What's the difference between a politician and an onion? A: No one sheds a tear when you chop a politician. "What's the difference between a politician and…