“Monkey bars imply the existence of monkey bartenders”
"Monkey bars" can be found on playgrounds and are not bars that serve alcohol, but there are jokes. "As much time as I spent at the monkey bars in elementary school, I never once met…
Archive for 03/2022
“There is nothing more grotesque than a media pushing for war”
"There is nothing more grotesque than a media pushing for war" was posted on Twitter by American former computer intelligence consultant and whistleblower Edward Snowden on February 11,…
“Come sit on the porch with me. The drinks are cold & the friendship’s free”
"Come sit on the porch with me. The drinks are cold & the friendship's free" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Come sit on the porch with me. The drinks are…
“What did the Romaine Catholic say?”/“Lettuce pray.”
"Romaine Catholic" (romaine = Roman Catholic) and "lettuce pray" ("let us pray") are connected puns. "Lettuce Pray (...) Is that the Romaine Catholic…
“What kind of vegetable never bowls a strike?”/“Asparagus.”
There is no "spare" in asparagus, but there's a riddle: Q: What kind of vegetable never bowls a strike?A: Asparagus. The joke was posted on Twitter by Steve Marowski on January 19,…
“Wheat Thins imply the existence of Wheat Thicks”
Wheat Thins is a brand of baked whole grain snack food crackers. "Wheat Thicks" doesn't exist, but there are jokes. "Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks" was posted on…
“Wheat Thins implies the existence of Wheat Thicks”
Wheat Thins is a brand of baked whole grain snack food crackers. "Wheat Thicks" doesn't exist, but there are jokes. "Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks" was posted on…
“What does a vegetable wear to the beach?”/“A zu-kini.”
A "zucchini" is not the same as a "bikini," but there's a riddle: Q: What does a vegetable wear to the beach?A: A zucchini. The riddle (also shown with an illustration) was…
“Yo mama is so fat, she eats Wheat Thicks”
Wheat Thins is a brand of baked whole grain snack food crackers. "Wheat Thicks" doesn't exist, but there are jokes. "Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks" was posted on…