“What kind of nut is drunk?”/“A pissed-achio.”
“Pistachio” sounds like “pissed-achio,” and there are jokes. “Hmmmmmmmm! Just finished a large bag of pissed achios and some plum brandy” was posted on the newsgroup alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk on March 30, 2008. “#nastysnacks Pissedachio nuts” was posted on Twitter by Julie Holt on February 6, 2011.
“I’m so angry at you, if I were a nut, I’d be pissedachio” was posted on Twitter by Lucifer Ordog on December 2, 2012. “what do you call an angry nut? a pissed-achio!” was posted on Twitter by noelle on September 13, 2013. “What do you call an angry nut? A pissed-achio” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on December 13, 2019. “Which is the angriest nut? A pissed-achio” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on November 17, 2021.
“The nut most often found drunk is the pissedachio” was posted on Twitter by Will Bass on March 4, 2013.“what do u call a drunk nut? ... A pissed-achio” was posted on Twitter by Amie-Kate on September 22, 2013. “What kind of nut is drunk? A pissed-achio” was posted on Twitter by Firstname Bunchanumbers on February 6, 2018. “The drunkest nut - pissedachio” was posted on Twitter by greaser on February 12, 2022.
Wikipedia: Pistachio
The pistachio (/pɪˈstɑːʃiˌoʊ, -ˈstæ-/, Pistacia vera), a member of the cashew family, is a small tree originating from Central Asia and the Middle East. The tree produces seeds that are widely consumed as food.
Google Groups: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
3/28 Puns
nemo
Mar 30, 2008, 4:23:11 PM
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Hmmmmmmmm! Just finished a large bag of pissed achios and some plum brandy.
That’s why they’re not soberstachios! Umyay umyay!
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Julie Holt
@JulieHolt88
#nastysnacks Pissedachio nuts
2:01 PM · Feb 6, 2011·TweetDeck
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Lucifer Ordog
@DeepDarkFear
I’m so angry at you, if I were a nut, I’d be pissedachio.
4:38 PM · Dec 2, 2012·Twitter Web Client
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Lucifer Ordog
@DeepDarkFear
What nut is always angry at you?
Pissedachio.
11:53 AM · Jan 2, 2013·TweetDeck
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Will Bass
@glazedbass
The nut most often found drunk is the pissedachio.
3:00 PM · Mar 4, 2013·Twitter Web Client
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noelle
@noellevator_
@samtwomiller bad joke of the day
what do you call an angry nut?
a pissed-achio!
7:09 PM · Sep 13, 2013·Twitter Web Client
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Dubbo
@dubiousdork
Bad Joke No. 257 - 365badjokes: What do you call an angry nut? A pissed-achio. http://tmblr.co/ZcNlivu-Q1Up
7:09 AM · Sep 14, 2013·Tumblr
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Amie-Kate
@amiekatew
@StephWilkes23 what do u call a drunk nut? ... A pissed-achio 😉
3:52 PM · Sep 22, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
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brenn
@brennapershall
What do you call an angry nut?
A pissedachio
7:57 PM · Sep 27, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
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Brooke
@brooke_bd3
What do you call a mad nut?
A PISSEDACHIO (pistachio)
9:25 PM · Nov 12, 2013 from Draper, UT·Twitter for iPhone
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nina
@ninahamley
What do you call an angry nut
A pissedachio
6:59 PM · May 13, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
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🍂emma🕯
@emoartbitch
what kid of nut is always angry?? a PISSEDachio hahahah I just made that up
7:10 PM · Jan 17, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
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karen
@stbbrnlove
what do u call a nut that’s really angry
pissedachio
8:53 PM · Mar 7, 2016·Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—Puns
Posted by u/nottedy June 24, 2017
What is the angriest nut?
Pissed-achios.
Twitter
Firstname Bunchanumbers
@eltankos
What kind of nut is drunk?
A pissed-achio
#hawhaw
4:17 PM · Feb 6, 2018·Twitter for Android
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Leon Quinn
@reverbstudios
A Drunk Pistachio nut is called a “Pissedachio”.. https://pinterest.com/pin/211950726197694440/
9:41 AM · Sep 7, 2018·Pinterest
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Saddington 3 (in production)
@2Saddington
If you anger a nut it turns into a pissedachio
1:58 AM · Jul 18, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—Teenagers
Posted by u/ffsicantthink December 13, 2019
What do you call an angry nut?
A pissed-achio
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/ffsicantthink December 13, 2019
What do you call an angry nut?
A pissed-achio
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Dad Jokes
@dadhasjokes
What do you call an angry nut?
A pissed-achio
7:23 PM · Jul 27, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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megan
@CORNELIASWlFT
What do you call an angry nut
Pissedachio
10:53 PM · Nov 11, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/[deleted] July 18, 2021
I drew a bunch of angry faces on some pistachio nuts
Now they are pissed-achios
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/[deleted] July 31, 2021
What do you call a nut that’s really annoyed?
A pissed-achio.
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/JimiSplendrix October 18, 2021
What’s the angriest nut of all?
The Pissed-Achio.
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/thereignofsaints November 17, 2021
Which is the angriest nut?
A pissed-achio…
Pistachio get it??
Twitter
Benjo, The Tarnished™️
@Radio_Alergy
What do you call an angry nut?
A pissedachio.
9:55 AM · Jan 21, 2022·Fenix for iOS
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✭👑On My Level👑✭
@SoopaMannieB
What do you call an angry nut?
A pissedachio…
7:17 PM · Jan 21, 2022·Twitter for iPhone
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greaser
@greaserpv
Replying to @Lid05
The drunkest nut - pissedachio
2:13 AM · Feb 12, 2022·Twitter for iPhone
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greaser
@greaserpv
Replying to @wicked_donna
My favourite nuts are cashew macadamia and the drunk one pissedachio
3:18 AM · Feb 17, 2022·Twitter for iPhone