“What do you call a couple of asses in an asparagus patch?”/“Ass pair I guess.”

“Asparagus” can sound like “ass pair I guess.”
   
“Word for the day:  ASS PAIR I GUESS Eat some and turn on the fan when you tinkle” was posted on Twitter by Sheriff Opie on April 5, 2010.
     
“What do you call a couple of asses standing next to eachother in an asparagus field? An ass-pair, I guess?” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on July 29, 2016. “What do you call a couple of asses in an asparagus patch? Ass pair I guess…” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on July 30, 2016. “What do you call a couple of asses in an asparagus patch? Ass pair I guess…” was posted on Reddit—3amjokes on March 28, 2022.
   
   
Twitter
Sheriff Opie
@wade2go
Word for the day:  ASS PAIR I GUESS
Eat some and turn on the fan when you tinkle.
7:35 PM · Apr 5, 2010·Twitter Web Client
 
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/Cartosys July 29, 2016
What do you call a couple of asses standing next to eachother in an asparagus field?
An ass-pair, I guess?
 
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/bmilesp July 30, 2016
What do you call a couple of asses in an asparagus patch?
Ass pair I guess…
       
Twitter
sweet
@thatsstea
Love me some ass pair i guess
12:30 PM · Mar 19, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
       
Twitter
Jon Goode
@JonGoode
Lettuce pray for this potato head who liked rubbing things on his ass-pair-I-guess. #HumpDay
http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/revolting/produce-rubber-264983 http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/revolting/produce-rubber-264983
6:59 AM · Sep 19, 2018·Facebook
 
Twitter
Buck In Ears
@BuckInEars
What do you want for dinner?
Ass Pair I Guess
*It’s more of a side piece
1:04 PM · May 31, 2019·Twitter Web Client
 
TikTok
e.1kaye.1kay · 2019-9-7
ass-pair-I-guess
     
Twitter
trAy Boogie Wit Da Hoodie ✨
@Oh_Wise1
Sammin, roasted potatoes, and ass pair I guess 🤔
1:43 AM · Apr 18, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
 
Reddit—3amjokes
Posted by u/kickypie March 28, 2022
What do you call a couple of asses in an asparagus patch?
Ass pair I guess…