“This chef on TV said, ‘Where there’s fat, there’s flavor.’ I know he was talking about food…”
"Where there's fat, there's flavor" is a food saying, but some fat people appreciate it. "Where's there's fat there's flavor. Fuckit,a compliment is a…
Archive for 05/2021
“Cucumbers are just savory watermelons”
Cucumbers are often compared to watermelons. They are both of the Cucurbitaceae gourd family. "cucumbers are like long skinny unsweetened watermelons" was posted on Twitter by Brandon…
COVID-911 (COVID-19 + 9/11)
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic disease was called COVID-19 (after the year 2019). Government-ordered shutdowns and quarantines made many people question what was going on, and some used the…
“My friend cuts up his Indian bread to look like coins. It’s naan cents”
"Naan" (flatbread) has resulted in some "naan cents" (nonsense) jokes. "I can't believe the Indian restaurant would not accept my jar of change as payment. That's…
Lane of Lights and Laughter (Broadway)
Broadway's bright lights gave it the nickname "Lane of Light(s) and Laughter." "That Lane of Light -- Broadway" was printed in Variety (New York, NY) on June 10, 1911.…
“Dude on tv just said, ‘Where there’s fat, there’s flavor.’ He was talking about food, but…”
"Where there's fat, there's flavor" is a food saying, but some fat people appreciate it. "Where's there's fat there's flavor. Fuckit,a compliment is a…
“An Indian flatbread currency would be naan cents”
"Naan" (flatbread) has resulted in some "naan cents" (nonsense) jokes. "I can't believe the Indian restaurant would not accept my jar of change as payment. That's…
“Cucumbers are just baby watermelons”
Cucumbers are often compared to watermelons. They are both of the Cucurbitaceae gourd family. "cucumbers are like long skinny unsweetened watermelons" was posted on Twitter by Brandon…
“Cucumbers are just savoury watermelons”
Cucumbers are often compared to watermelons. They are both of the Cucurbitaceae gourd family. "cucumbers are like long skinny unsweetened watermelons" was posted on Twitter by Brandon…
“Warning: You’re being conditioned to view your freedom as ‘selfish’”
"Danger: You are being conditioned to view your freedom as selfish" (or "Warning: You're being conditioned to view your freedom as 'selfish'") is a saying that…
Butlersburg (Empire City Race Track nickname)
The Empire City Racetrack (now called Yonkers Raceway & Empire City Casino) was part of the "Big Apple" racing circuit in the 1920s. "Big Apple" was popularized by New York…
“Don’t New York my Florida”
"Don't New York my Florida" is a saying that has been printed on many images. New York is a blue state (Democrat) and Florida is mostly a red state (Republican). The message is that…
“The gallows are a really popular hang out spot if you ask me”
The gallows is where people are executed by hanging. It's not a place to "hang out," but there are jokes. "The Gallows seems like a good place to hang out" was posted on…
“I’m so broke, the bank asked for their calendar back”
Many banks give away free calendars. "I'm so broke, the bank asked for their calendar back" was posted on the newsgroup pdaxs.services.children on August 22, 2005. Google Groups:…
“I heard a cactus fell in love with a fruit tree. They make a prickly pear”
An interesting possible cross of plants was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on May 23, 2021: "I heard a cactus fell in love with a fruit tree. They make a prickly pear." "Pear" is…
“Don’t NY my Florida”
"Don't New York my Florida" is a saying that has been printed on many images. New York is a blue state (Democrat) and Florida is mostly a red state (Republican). The message is that…
“If you mix sodium, carbon, hydrogen, oxygen and sulfur together, what do you get? NaCHOS!”
Nachos are sometimes described by the elements Sodium (Na), Carbon (C), Hydrogen (H) and Oxygen (O), with Sulfur (S). "What do you get when you combine sodium (Na), carbon (C), hydrogen (H),…
“Don’t California my Texas”
"Don't California my Texas" is a saying that has been printed on many images. California is a blue state (Democrat) and Texas is mostly a red state (Republican). The message is that…
“It’s funny how cucumber water can taste so much better than pickle juice…”
You can squeeze and crush oranges to get orange juice, or apples to get apple juice, but pickle juice isn't from juiced pickles. "Yo where does pickle juice come from???" was posted…
“What do you call Sodium, Carbon, Hydrogen, and Oxygen Cheese?”/“NaCHO Cheese.”
Nachos are sometimes described by the elements Sodium (Na), Carbon (C), Hydrogen (H) and Oxygen (O), with Sulfur (S). "What do you get when you combine sodium (Na), carbon (C), hydrogen (H),…