Cuomo Nepotism Network (CNN nickname)
The Cable News Network (now called CNN) began in 1980 as the first all-news 24-hour television network. CNN has been called the "Cuomo Nepotism Network" by many because it hired Chris…
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“If life gives you onions, make onionade”
"If/When life gives you onions, make onionade" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Life gave me onions. Onionade sucks" is another saying that has been…
“Jobs that don’t exist anymore: 1. Steve”
Many memes describe jobs that don't exist anymore. A dark joke involving Apple Inc. co-founder Steve Jobs (1955-2011) has been printed on several images. "Jobs that don't exist…
Cuomo Nepotism Network (CNN nickname)
The Cable News Network (now called CNN) began in 1980 as the first all-news 24-hour television network. CNN has been called the "Cuomo Nepotism Network" by many because it hired Chris…
“25% of a pool is P”
"25% of every pool is p" was posted on Twitter by David on April 7, 2015. "P" is one of four letters in the word "pool," but the real joke is about the word…
“Just had coffee so strong that it woke up my ancestors”
"I need that kinda coffee that's so strong when I take a sip, my ancestors wake up" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "This coffee is strong enough to…
“Vaginas are like gyms…” (NSFW joke)
"Vaginas are like gyms. I'm rarely inside one, but when I am I just sort of pretend to know what I'm doing and hope no one notices I don't" is a saying that has been…
“Life gave me onions. Onionade tastes terrible”
"If/When life gives you onions, make onionade" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Life gave me onions. Onionade sucks" is another saying that has been…
“When life gives you onions, make onionade”
"If/When life gives you onions, make onionade" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Life gave me onions. Onionade sucks" is another saying that has been…
“Jurassic restaurants always make the diner sore”
"Dinosaur" sometimes sounds like "dinersaur." "No one else bothered that everyone in the Jurassic World trailer pronounces it 'dinersaurs'?" was posted on…
“Life gave me onions. Onionade sucks”
"If/When life gives you onions, make onionade" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Life gave me onions. Onionade sucks" is another saying that has been…
“When life gives you a broken taco, make tortilla chips”
"When life gives you tacos, eat them" and "When life gives you broken tacos, make nachos (taco salad)" are sayings that have been printed on several images. The sayings are…
“I need that kinda coffee that’s so strong when I take a sip, my ancestors wake up”
"I need that kinda coffee that's so strong when I take a sip, my ancestors wake up" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "This coffee is strong enough to…
“Cucumbers are just diet watermelons”
Cucumbers are often compared to watermelons. They are both of the Cucurbitaceae gourd family. "cucumbers are like long skinny unsweetened watermelons" was posted on Twitter by Brandon…
“Pickle juice isn’t juiced pickles”
You can squeeze and crush oranges to get orange juice, or apples to get apple juice, but pickle juice isn't from juiced pickles. "Yo where does pickle juice come from???" was posted…
“What were restaurants called during the Jurassic?”/“Diner-saurs.”
"Dinosaur" sometimes sounds like "dinersaur." "No one else bothered that everyone in the Jurassic World trailer pronounces it 'dinersaurs'?" was posted on…
“Cucumbers are just tasteless watermelons”
Cucumbers are often compared to watermelons. They are both of the Cucurbitaceae gourd family. "cucumbers are like long skinny unsweetened watermelons" was posted on Twitter by Brandon…
Big Apple Ball (charity ball, May 1973)
A "first annual Big Apple Ball" was held at the Four Seasons restaurant in Manhattan on Monday, May 7, 1973. The ball was the idea of Frank Crowther, who had held other balls with varying…
“How many stars are in the sky?”/“All of them.”
An astronomy riddle is: Q: How many stars are in the sky?A: All of them. The riddle was printed in the "Ask Marilyn" column by Marilyn Mach Vos Savant in Parade Magazine on March 22,…
“An email after 3pm on a Friday is next week’s concern”
Many people do not like to do work late on Friday afternoon. This was posted on Twitter by Cilla on Friday, May 21, 2021, and quickly went viral (about 200,000 likes within 24 hours): "An…