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“Naan” (flatbread) has resulted in some “naan cents” (nonsense) jokes.

“I can’t believe the Indian restaurant would not accept my jar of change as payment. That’s naan-cents!!” was posted on Twitter by CraiggyZip on April 3, 2012. “I always try to keep some spare change on hand in case I need to buy Indian flatbread.” “What? That’s naan-cents!” was posted on Twitter by Joe Humpert on May 13, 2012. “delicious flatbread currency naan cents. #homonym #notheotherone #30rock” was posted on Twitter by Martin Van Os on February 13, 2013.

“My friend cuts up his Indian bread to look like coins. That’s a bunch of naan cents” was posted on Reddit—3amjokes on May 24, 2021.

Wikipedia: Naan
Naan (Persian: نان‎, romanized: nān, Hindi: नान, romanized: nān) is a leavened, oven-baked flatbread found in the cuisines mainly of Western Asia, South Asia, Indonesia, Myanmar and the Caribbean.

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CraiggyZip
@CraiggyZip
@omgthatspunny I can’t believe the Indian restaurant would not accept my jar of change as payment. That’s naan-cents!!
8:10 PM · Apr 3, 2012·Echofon

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Joe Humpert
@misserjoe
“I always try to keep some spare change on hand in case I need to buy Indian flatbread.”
“What? That’s naan-cents!”
3:34 PM · May 13, 2012·Twitter for iPhone

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Martin Van Os
@VanOsM
@jordanMvanos delicious flatbread currency naan cents. #homonym #notheotherone #30rock
11:43 AM · Feb 13, 2013·Twitter for iPhone

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Mike Migdall
@ItsMigdallTime
sometimes i shoot indian flatbread coins out my mouth but then other times i’m just spoutin naan cents
8:33 PM · Mar 14, 2014·Twitter Web Client

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Scott Vrable
@svrable
I was going to save up my pocket change to buy Indian bread, but then I realized that would be a lot of naan cents.
12:54 PM · Jun 11, 2014·Twitter Web Client

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Allie
@reiley
DID YOU HEAR about the person who kept their change in a jar for buying whole-wheat flat bread? It was Total Naan Cents
4:38 PM · Jan 14, 2016·Twitter Web Client

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Andrew from Brooklyn
@andrewbecker95
I proposed that the U.S. Treasury use Indian bread to divide the dollar rather than coins but they said they’ve had it with my naan cents.
9:07 PM · May 19, 2016 from Brooklyn, NY·Twitter for iPhone

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Colin Jones
@trptcolin
I started saving my loose change to buy more Indian food. It’s naan cents.
2:27 PM · Feb 4, 2017·Buffer

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Bryce Gallagher
@Bryguy126
BREAKING NEWS: India to replace all forms of coinage with flat bread. Some may see this as revolutionary, however I consider it naan-cents.
1:19 PM · Mar 30, 2017·Twitter for iPhone

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Arnold Broseph
@4Clanz
Indian cuisine places should make little coin size naan bread and put it on the menu as Naan Cents.
8:52 AM · Jul 28, 2017·Twitter for iPhone

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Action Dinosaur
@AkshunDinosaur
THIS TWEET IS COINS MADE OUT OF BREAD. IT IS NAAN CENTS.
12:13 PM · Jun 4, 2018·Buffer

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/paralyyzed July 7, 2018
I got billed extra at this Indian place for ordering a piece of bread
It was naan cents

Twitter
Samuel Torres
@no_tacos
Budget friendly Indian Restaurant Name Idea:
Naan-cents
3:30 PM · Jan 22, 2020 from Rancho Cucamonga, CA·Twitter for iPhone

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Dustin Growick
@DustinGrowick
Using all the coins in your piggy bank to buy Indian food effectively turns your savings into naan cents
9:52 AM · May 24, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

Reddit—3amjokes
Posted by u/JoeFas May 24, 2021
My friend cuts up his Indian bread to look like coins.
That’s a bunch of naan cents.
COMMENTS
BaldingMonk
My friend does his with his Italian food. It’s penne.

“My friend cuts up his Indian bread to look like coins. It’s naan cents”