“Your mask protects me. My mask protects you”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in some requirements to wear face masks. "My mask protects you. Your mask protects me" is a message that has been printed on many images.…
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“My mask protects you. Your mask protects me”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in some requirements to wear face masks. "My mask protects you. Your mask protects me" is a message that has been printed on many images.…
“Any room is a panic room if you have lost your phone in it”
"Any room is a panic room if you have lost your phone in it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Any room is a panic room, if you've lost your phone in it"…
“What’s the difference between a hot dog and a pit bull?” (riddle)
“The noblest of all dogs is the hot dog; it feeds the hand that bites it” is a saying from the 1930s. "What is the difference between a dog with rabies and a hot dog? One bites the hand…
“I’m single AF and the AF stands for And Fat. I’m just single and fat”
"Single AF" usually means "single as fuck," but not always. "I’m single AF and the AF stands for And Fat. I’m just single and fat" has been posted on several…
“Why did a lost grizzly walk into a jewelry store?”/“Because he had to get his bear rings.”
To "lose one's bearings" is to become lost. It has nothing to do with a grizzly losing "bear rings," but there are jokes. "I was Yogi's best man, but then I lost…
“What’s the difference between a bad dog and a hot dog?” (riddle)
“The noblest of all dogs is the hot dog; it feeds the hand that bites it” is a saying from the 1930s. "What is the difference between a dog with rabies and a hot dog? One bites the hand…
“My wife asked me if I ate the ice cream she had in the freezer…” (joke)
A joke (cited since 2012) was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on July 17, 2020: "My wife asked me if I ate the ice cream she had in the freezer? I told her no. I ate it on the couch." “Did…
“I will not wear someone else’s fear” (anti-facemask saying)
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in some requirements to wear face masks. "I will not wear someone else's fear" is an anti-facemask saying that has been printed on an…
“The streets are desserted. Cake and ice cream everywhere”
Streets can be "deserted." Streets are usually not "desserted," but there are jokes. "The streets are desserted. Cake and ice cream everywhere" was posted on Twitter…
“My acrobatic friend likes to paint caged petit pois. He’s a trapped peas artist”
"Trapeze" sounds like "trapped peas." "I used to be in the Circus. I was a Trapped Peas Artist" was posted on Twitter by IG:lil.eddie.turdle on June 7, 2011. "My…
“I like to paint peas in a cage. I’m a trapped peas artist”
"Trapeze" sounds like "trapped peas." "I used to be in the Circus. I was a Trapped Peas Artist" was posted on Twitter by IG:lil.eddie.turdle on June 7, 2011. "My…
“Walking down the road last night, I passed an apple pie, an ice cream sundae, and a cheesecake”
Streets can be "deserted." Streets are usually not "desserted," but there are jokes. "The streets are desserted. Cake and ice cream everywhere" was posted on Twitter…
“They now say exercising for at least one hour a week can half your chances of getting Alzheimer’s”
A joke about Alzheimer's disease was tweeted on July 14, 2020 and probably originated on the Sickipedia website: "They now say exercising for at least one hour a week can half your…
“What did the triangle say to the circle?”/“You’re pointless!”
A circle riddle is: Q: What did the triangle say to the circle?A: You’re pointless! The riddle has been cited in print since at least 2005. “Why was the circle depressed?"/"She…
Flu Fence (face mask)
Entry in progress -- B.P. Twitter Twitter Twitter Seattle (WA) TimesEveryone wore masks during the 1918 flu pandemic. They were useless.April 2, 2020 at 4:32 am Updated April 2, 2020 at 5:42 am By…
“What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?”/“Live stream.”
A fly fishing riddle is: Q: What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?A: Live stream. The joke was posted on Twitter by Drew Davis on April 25, 2017. Twitter Drew…
“Why was the circle depressed?”/“She thought her life was pointless.”
A circle riddle is: Q: Why was the circle depressed?A: She thought her life was pointless. "'Everything just seems so pointless' - depressed circle" was posted on Twitter by…
Chin Sail (face mask)
Entry in progress -- B.P. Twitter Twitter Twitter Seattle (WA) TimesEveryone wore masks during the 1918 flu pandemic. They were useless.April 2, 2020 at 4:32 am Updated April 2, 2020 at 5:42 am By…
“5Q + 5Q = ?”/ “10Q.”/ “You’re welcome.”
A old math joke is: "5Q + 5Q = ?""10Q.""You're welcome." "10Q" sounds like "thank you." The joke has been cited in print since at least the…