“The streets are desserted. Cake and ice cream everywhere”

Streets can be “deserted.” Streets are usually not “desserted,” but there are jokes.
 
“The streets are desserted. Cake and ice cream everywhere” was posted on Twitter by Sheepman on December 11, 2011. “The streets were oddly desserted that night” was posted on The Proof of Angel Cartoons on August 6, 2016.
 
“Walking down the road last night, I passed an apple pie, an ice cream sundae, and a lemon cheesecake. I thought ‘the streets are strangely desserted tonight’” was posted on Twitter by Allen Marshall on July 18, 2019, and on Reddit—Dadjokes on July 15, 2020.
 
 
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Sheepman
@actualsheepman
The streets are desserted. Cake and ice cream everywhere. I arrive home to find the place filled with hundreds of miniature Mick McCarthys.
3:52 PM · Dec 11, 2011·Mobile Web
   
The Proof of Angel Cartoons
The streets were desserted…
Posted on 08/06/2016
The streets were oddly desserted that night.
(A cupcake and an ice cream cone are on a street.—ed.)
 
Twitter
Allen Marshall
@AllenCMarshall
Walking down the road last night, I passed an apple pie, an ice cream sundae, and a lemon cheesecake.
I thought “the streets are strangely desserted tonight.”
8:34 AM · Jul 18, 2019·Twitter for Android
 
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Tony Lawrence
@Monkresting
I left work late one night.I turned around and saw a giant apple turnover just lying in the street. Just down the road, there was a huge bowl of jelly and on the street corner there was a 2 story Chocolate sundae.
I thought to myself, “the streets are strangely desserted tonight”
3:14 PM · Dec 22, 2019·Twitter for iPad
 
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Dark_Bi_Knight
@Dark_Bi_Knight
I left work late one night.I turned around and saw a giant apple turnover just lying in the street. Just down the road, there was a huge bowl of jelly and on the street corner there was a 2 story Chocolate sundae.
I thought to myself, “the streets are strangely desserted tonight”
3:15 PM · Dec 22, 2019·Twitter for iPad
 
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Crow Esquire
@CrowSaorAlba1
Just back from taking the dog out, stepped out the house and there was a trifle in the middle of the road, turned the corner and there was a sticky toffee pudding and just down the hill an apple crumble.  I thought to myself, the streets are strangely desserted tonight.
11:50 AM · Dec 26, 2019·Twitter for Android
 
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Mr Gee
@ComedyGee
I was out walking, when I saw a giant apple turnover, just lying in the street. Then, just down the road… there was a huge bowl of jelly and on the street corner there was a double storey Chocolate sundae.
I thought to myself, “The streets are strangely desserted tonight” Rolling on the floor laughing
12:08 AM · Dec 27, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
 
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Jimmy Ferguson
@JimmyFer1077650
Walking down the road last night I passed an apple pie, ice cream sundae & lemon cheesecake.
I thought ‘the streets are strangely desserted tonight’
4:43 AM · Jul 14, 2020·Twitter for Android
 
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The Dad Joke Man
@DadJokeMan
Walking down the road last night, I passed an apple pie, an ice-cream sundae and a lemon cheesecake…
I thought to myself “the streets are strangely desserted”.
1:38 PM · Jul 14, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
 
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/Whlightning July 15, 2020
Walking down the road last night, I passed an apple pie, an ice cream sundae, and a lemon cheesecake.
I thought “the streets are strangely desserted tonight.”
COMMENTS
Civilian76
Was it a rocky road?
Miegro
I’d say a cake walk