“What’s the difference between a bad dog and a hot dog?” (riddle)
“The noblest of all dogs is the hot dog; it feeds the hand that bites it” is a saying from the 1930s.
“What is the difference between a dog with rabies and a hot dog? One bites the hand that feeds it; the other feeds the hand that bites it” was posted on the newsgroup alt.humor.puns on November 1, 2002. “What’s the difference between a rabid dog and a hot dog? (One bites the hand that feeds it; the other feeds the hand that bites it.)” was posted on the website THE COLLIE+FUN! in 2002.
“What’s the difference between a bad dog and a hot dog? One bites the hand that feeds it the other feeds the hand that bites it” was posted on Twitter by Paul Matthews on April 19, 2011. “What’s the difference between a hot dog and a pit bull? A pit bull bites the hand that feeds it, and a hot dog feeds the hand that bites it” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on July 18, 2020.
Google Groups: alt.humor.puns
Puns of the Weak 11/01/02
Stan Kegel
11/1/02
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What is the difference between a dog with rabies and a hot dog?
One bites the hand that feeds it; the other feeds the hand that bites it. (Jeff Rovin)
THE COLLIE+FUN! (2002, according to the home page—ed.)
Collie and Pet Jokes
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25. What’s the difference between a rabid dog and a hot dog? (One bites the hand that feeds it; the other feeds the hand that bites it.)
Twitter
Paul Matthews
@bergy_bit
What’s the difference between a bad dog and a hot dog? One bites the hand that feeds it the other feeds the hand that bites it
7:02 PM · Apr 19, 2011·Twitter for iPhone
Google Groups: alt.religion.rabbet
Humor from the Net
Bill McCray
5/8/11
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What is the difference between a dog with rabies and a hot dog?
One bites the hand that feeds it; the other feeds the hand that bites it. (Jeff Rovin)
Twitter
Ripper
@Ace_Of_Pace
A dog never bites the hand that feeds it. But a hot dog feeds the hand that bites it.
9:10 AM · Jul 8, 2012·Twitter Web Client
Twitter
John Derek Hodges
@63johnJ
What’s the difference between a dog with rabies & a hot dog? One bites the hand that feeds it & the other feeds the hand that bites it!
12:24 PM · Oct 21, 2013·Twitter Web Client
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/cerebolic-parabellum July 18, 2020
What’s the difference between a hot dog and a pit bull?
A pit bull bites the hand that feeds it, and a hot dog feeds the hand that bites it.