“‘Soybean’ is a Spanish word which roughly translates as ‘I am bean’” (joke)
The Spanish word "soy" means "I am." "The word "soybean" comes from spanish, where it means 'I am bean'" was posted on Twitter by Drew Mokris on…
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“Shrimp are the cockroaches of the ocean”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Reddit -- ShowerthoughtsPosted by u/heyhihello44 July 1, 2020Shrimp are the cockroaches of the ocean, but we be eating it like it’s something special!
“Don’t be ashamed of who you are. That’s your parents’ job”
"Don’t be ashamed of who you are. That’s your parents' job" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Don't be ashamed of who you are. That's your parents…
“Why are women so bad at parking cars?” (NSFW joke)
An NSFW riddle was posted on net.jokes on July 3, 1984: Q: Why do women park so close to the curb?A: Because all their life, they've been told that this is six inches: |----------| A different…
“A bar walks into a commutative algebraist” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A math version is: "A bar walks into a commutative algebraist" The joke was…
“A hipster walks into a bar you’ve never heard of” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." There are several "hipster" versions that have been printed on images. "So a…
“Why do women park so close to the curb?” (NSFW joke)
An NSFW riddle was posted on net.jokes on July 3, 1984: Q: Why do women park so close to the curb?A: Because all their life, they've been told that this is six inches: |----------| A different…
“A figure of speech literally walks into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A figure of speech version is: "A figure of speech literally walks into a bar and ends…
“Crowded with happy patrons, a dangling modifier walks into a bar” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A dangling modifier version is: "Crowded with happy patrons, a dangling modifier walks…