“Pickup line to use at the hairdresser: ‘So, do you comb hair often?’”
"Do you comb hair often?" (a pun of "Do you come here often?") was posted on the newsgroup alt.humor.puns on November 19, 2000. "Do you comb hair often? @pokehq…
Archive for 05/2020
“What is a porcupine’s favorite game?”/“Poker.”
A poker ("poke her") riddle is: Q: What is a porcupine's favorite game?A: Poker. The riddle has been cited in print since at least 2007. Twitter The Ellie Mcdoodle Diaries: Have Pen,…
“I dropped my gun in the avocado dip. Now it is glockamole”
A Glock is usually not found in guacamole, but there are jokes. A popular image shows a Glock in a pot of guacamole. "You mean Glock-amole?"was posted on the newsgroup rec.guns on…
“You never know how out of shape you are until you try to get back in shape”
"You never know how out of shape you are until you try to get back in shape" is a popular saying that was posted on Twitter by MrBigKahuna on November 19, 2009. There are many variations…
“Why did the animal cross the road?”/“It wanted to play animal crossing.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. Animal Crossing is a social simulation video game series. "why…
“Why did the chicken cross the road?”/“It wanted to play animal crossing.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. Animal Crossing is a social simulation video game series. "why…
“What do you call a crocodile that loves guacamole?”/“A guacodile!”
A guacamole riddle was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on May 16, 2020: Q: What do you call a crocodile that loves guacamole?A: A guacodile! The portmanteau word "guacodile" (crocodile +…
“Why did the dog cross the road?”/“It wanted to play animal crossing.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. Animal Crossing is a social simulation video game series. "why…
“What’s the difference between a rimshot and a rimjob?” (joke)
"What’s the difference between a rimshot and a rimjob? One goes ba dum tss and the other is da bum kiss" was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on July 18, 2019. "What's the difference…
“The lockdown is getting to me. Now, when I see a nurse in a porno, I stand up and clap”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic made nurses into heroes; at certain times, people clapped for them. However, many men recalled nurses from pornographic videos. "Now when ever I see a nurse…
“Make sure you test positive for faith. Keep distance from doubt, and isolate from fear”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic led to testing, social distancing and isolation. "Make sure you test positive for faith. Keep a safe distance from doubt. And isolate from unbelief" or…
1400+ Coronavirus (COVID-19) pandemic quotes, jokes, riddles, puns, pickup lines, memes, etc., Pt. 3
The 2019–20 coronavirus (COVID-19) outbreak was eventually declared to be a worldwide pandemic. Here are some associated quotes, jokes, riddles, puns, pickup lines, memes, portmanteaus, acronyms,…
“What beef only comes in 2, 3, 5, 7, or 11 ounce portions?”/“Prime rib.”
Prime rib does not involved prime numbers, but there are jokes. "Of course, then you'll realise that you should be bridling every *prime* rib. 1, 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13" was posted on…
“I told my suitcases there will be no vacation this year. Now I’m dealing with emotional baggage”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic cancelled many vacations. "I told my suitcases that there will be no vacation this year. Now I'm dealing with emotional baggage" was posted on…
“Make sure you test positive for faith. Keep a safe distance from doubt. And isolate from unbelief”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic led to testing, social distancing and isolation. "Make sure you test positive for faith. Keep a safe distance from doubt. And isolate from unbelief" or…
“If you mix Tabasco in hand sanitizer, it will not only kill germs…”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic caused many people to buy hand sanitizer. "If you’re having trouble keeping your hands away from your face and eyes just mix Tabasco in your hand…
“Did you hear about the Pokémon that has Covid-19? It was Koffing”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic reminded many of the Pokémon characters "Koffing" (coughing) and "Weezing" (wheezing). "I would've thought Koffing or Weezing…
“Make sure you test positive for faith. Stay 6ft away from doubt, and isolate from unbelief”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic led to testing, social distancing and isolation. "Make sure you test positive for faith. Keep a safe distance from doubt. And isolate from unbelief" or…
“Anyone else think Pokémon characters Koffing and Weezing look similar to the Coronavirus?”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic reminded many of the Pokémon characters "Koffing" (coughing) and "Weezing" (wheezing). "I would've thought Koffing or Weezing…
“Recipe for Prime Rib: Salt, pepper, and butter. Cook for 2, 3, 5, 7 or 11 minutes”
Prime rib does not involved prime numbers, but there are jokes. "Of course, then you'll realise that you should be bridling every *prime* rib. 1, 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13" was posted on…