“What’s the difference between COVID-19 and your mom?” (NSFW joke)
A coronavirus riddle (NSFW) was posted on Reddit -- 3amjokes on March 19, 2020: Q: What's the difference between COVID-19 and your mom?A: COVID-19 doesn't spread as fast. Wikipedia:…
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“The USA is having so many disasters you’d think it was built on ancient Indian burial grounds”
A popular trope in movies and television is that something (such as a house or a town) is cursed because it was built on an ancient Indian burial ground. This became a viral joke about America.…
“I phoned the Child Abuse Hotline. A kid answered, called me a…” (joke)
A "Child Abuse Hotline" is usually to report about abuse to children, but a joke has it that the hotline is to get abuse from children. "I phoned the Child Abuse Hotline. A kid…
“America sure is having some bad luck. It’s like it was built on an ancient Indian burial ground”
A popular trope in movies and television is that something (such as a house or a town) is cursed because it was built on an ancient Indian burial ground. This became a viral joke about America.…
“COVID spelled backwards is DIVOC. What DIVOC is going on?”
"COVID spelled backwards is DIVOC" ("da fuck" or "the fuck") is a saying that has been printed on many images. COVID-19 is the name of the 2019–20 coronavirus…
“Forced to wear glasses and a mask at the same time? You may be entitled to condensation”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in many requirements to wear face masks. People with glasses and a Face mask experienced fog. "Forced to wear glasses and a mask at the same time?…
“Do you know why birds sing in the morning? Because they don’t have to go to work!”
"Do you know why birds sing in the morning(s)? Because they don't have to go to work!" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Birds sing in the morning…
“This virus has done what no woman had been able to do…cancel all sports, shut down all bars”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic shut down bars and professional sports, and kept people quarantined in their homes. "This VIRUS has done what no woman had been able to do...cancel all…
FakeX (SpaceX nickname)
SpaceX is a private American aerospace manufacturer and space transportation services company. Many people believe that the SpaceX space missions are fake, and the company has been nicknamed FakeX.…
“I would never have believed that a few weeks of uncut hair would weigh 20 pounds”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in quarantines, and many people got fat. Barbershops were closed, and many people grew their hair long. "Hard to believe that five weeks of uncut…
“Stay inside, isolate or practice social distancing, clean yourself. Omg, I’ve become a housecat”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in home quarantines. Many people felt like house cats. "Stay inside, isolate or practice social distancing, clean yourself. Omg, I’ve become a…
“Lettuce meat olive your eggspectations”
"Lettuce meat olive your eggspectations" is a pun for "Let us meet all of your expectations." The saying has been printed on a sign for Subway restaurants, as well as on…
“So you’re staying inside, practicing social distancing and cleaning yourself? Congratulations…”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in home quarantines. Many people felt like house cats. "Stay inside, isolate or practice social distancing, clean yourself. Omg, I’ve become a…
“How do you start a rice pudding race?”/“Sago.”
A riddle about sago pudding is: Q: How do you start a rice pudding race? A: Sago (say go). This riddle version as been cited in print since at least 2007. “How do you start a pudding…
“What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping Tom?” (joke)
A popular NSFW riddle is: Q: What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping Tom?A: A pickpocket snatches watches (and a peeping Tom watches snatches). People used to have pocket…
“Do not call the police on suspicious people in your neighborhood! Those are your neighbors…”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic closed most barbershops and salons. People were quarantined in their homes, where they dressed informally. "DO NOT call the police on suspicious people in…
“Hey girl, are you a cop? Because you’ve taken my breath away”
The deaths of African Americans such as Eric Garner (in Staten Island on July 17, 2014) and George Floyd (in Minneapolis on May 25, 2020) at the hands of police resulted in protests. Garner was…
“There’s nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul. Even if it’s cold. Over ice…”
A Bloody Mary joke was posted on Facebook by Pagan Humor on April 4, 2020: "There's nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul. Even if it's cold. Over ice. With a celery…
“Ramen is just anime spaghetti”
"Ramen is just anime spaghetti" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Ramen is a Japanese noodle soup; anime is hand-drawn and computer animation originating from Japan.…
“Damn girl, are you a cop? Because you just took my breath away”
The deaths of African Americans such as Eric Garner (in Staten Island on July 17, 2014) and George Floyd (in Minneapolis on May 25, 2020) at the hands of police resulted in protests. Garner was…