“What do you call a baker with a cold?”/“Coughy cake.”
"Coffee cake" should not be confused with "coughee cake" or "coughy cake," but there are jokes. "What do you call a baker with a cold?..........Coughee cake...bah…
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“If you love somebody, let them go. If they come back with tacos, it was meant to be”
"If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, it is yours. If it doesn't, it was never yours to begin with" is a modern proverb. "If you love somebody, let them…
“Why did the cake go to the doctor?”/“It was a coughee cake.”
"Coffee cake" should not be confused with "coughee cake" or "coughy cake," but there are jokes. "What do you call a baker with a cold?..........Coughee cake...bah…
“Does anyone know if we can start taking showers yet? Or are we still just washing our hands?”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in many messages to wash hands, but what about taking showers? "Does anyone know if we can take a shower now, or we should keep just washing our…
“Everything for summer is canceled. May as well just put up the Christmas tree and call it a year”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in lockdowns and many cancellations, including, according to some people, the season of summer. "4th day of quarantine and I already want to put up…
“During the Middle Ages, they celebrated the end of the plague with wine and orgies…”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic led to lockdowns, and people anxiously looked for it to end. "I read somewhere that people in the Middle Ages celebrated the end of the plague with orgies. I…
“Popcorn is a vegetable”
Corn can be considered a rain, a vegetable and a fruit. What about popcorn? "Рорсоrn is a vegetable" was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on May 20, 2020. Almost no one who eats…
“What do you call a baker with a cold?”/“Coughee cake.”
"Coffee cake" should not be confused with "coughee cake" or "coughy cake," but there are jokes. "What do you call a baker with a cold?..........Coughee cake...bah…
“If you love somebody, let them go. If they come back with coffee, it was meant to be”
"If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, it is yours. If it doesn't, it was never yours to begin with" is a modern proverb. "If you love somebody, let them…
“In response to the murder hornets, police are using the SWAT team to set up a sting operation”
In 2020, the United States experienced an invasion of "murder hornets" from Asia. "Police have been contacted in response to the murder hornets. They are using the SWAT team to set…
“We all live in a COVID quarantine” (song)
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in quarantines. The Beatles' song "Yellow Submarine" (1966) was re-used. "#hospitalsongs We All Live In A Yellow Quarantine" was…
“What’s the difference between a spring roll and a summer roll?”/“Seasoning.”
A spring/summer roll riddle was posted on Twitter by VP on March 20, 2013: Q: What’s the difference between a spring roll and a summer roll?A: The seasoning. A just slightly different riddle was…
“‘More coffee, Hun?’—Southern waitress serving Attila”
Many Southern waitresses, according to the stereotype, address a diner with "hon" (honey). This as nothing to do with Attila the Hun, but there are jokes. "I get called…
“I failed Binary 101. I said it was 6”
Many introductory college courses end in "101." But what if the course is Binary 101? (101 is 5 in binary.) "I failed Binary 101.I said it was 6. http://bit.ly/1a78s7q via…
“Some people recommend horse manure on strawberries, but I prefer whipped cream”
"Some people recommend horse manure on strawberries, but I prefer whipped cream" is an old joke. "Manure on strawberries" refers to fertilizing strawberry plants; "whipped…
“Waiting for my thighs to socially distance themselves”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in people "social distancing" themselves from others. "Waiting for my thighs to socially distance themselves" -- that is, the speaker…
“What do you call an irritated lobster?”/“A frustracean.”
A lobster riddle was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on December 28, 2019: Q: What do you call an annoyed lobster?A: A frustacean. "Frustacean" (frustration + crustacean) is a portmanteau…
“You know you’re getting older when it feels like the morning after, but there was no night before”
"You know you’re getting older when it feels like the morning after, but there was no night before" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "A SURVEY TO ESTABLISH…
“What do you call an annoyed lobster?”/“A frustacean.”
A lobster riddle was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on December 28, 2019: Q: What do you call an annoyed lobster?A: A frustacean. "Frustacean" (frustration + crustacean) is a portmanteau…
“Binary 101 is not a beginners’ course”
Many introductory college courses end in "101." But what if the course is Binary 101? (101 is 5 in binary.) "I failed Binary 101.I said it was 6. http://bit.ly/1a78s7q via…