“I like my women how I like my Covid…” (NSFW joke)
A joke about the coronavirus (COVID-19) was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on March 12, 2020: "I like my women how I like my covid19 and easily spread." A slightly different version was posted…
Archive for 05/2020
“A piece of fruit held up a bank and stole some money. It was a strobbery”
"Strawberry" is sometimes pronounced as "strobbery." "A piece of fruit held up a bank and stole some money. It was a strobbery" was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on…
Namaske (namaste + mask)
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic required many people to wear face masks. A new portmanteau word was "namaske" (namaste + mask). "The mask i wear to protect you recognizes the mask…
“Eat beans, not beings”
"Eat beans, not beings" is a vegan saying that has been printed on many images. The slogan was used in December 1989 by the group People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA).…
“The Department of Health is seeking married people to educate on social distancing”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in social distancing requirements. Many long-married people had prior experience with this. "Irish couples married more than 7 years being hired by…
“My COVID-19 is the most weight I’ve gained since my Freshman 15”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in home lockdowns. Many people did not get enough exercise and ate a lot, gaining weight similar to a college student's "freshman 15"…
“Making a mask mandatory after 2 months of pandemic is like wearing a condom after she’s pregnant”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in some laws requiring the mandatory wearing of face masks. Many of these requirements came in April 2020. "Making a mask mandatory months after the…
“Fencing: The perfect Covid-19 sport. 1. masks 2. gloves 3. closer than 6ft, you stab them”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic saw people play many indoor games, but one sport was suggested by some people as especially appropriate. "Best sport for the pandemic? Fencing! You get to…
“What do you call karate for amputees?”/“Partial Arts.”
A martial arts riddle is: Q: What do you call karate for amputees?A: Partial Arts. "Is karate for amputees called partial arts?" was posted on Twitter by sickipediabot on July 6, 2010.…
“Animals are here with us, not for us”
"Animals are here with us, not for us" is a vegan slogan that has been printed on many images. "Mankind must change its thinking -- animals are here with us, not for us!" was…