"My 2yo referred to her coat pockets as 'snack holes' and this is what I shall forever call them" is a snack saying that has been printed on many images. "2yo referred to…
"Keep your friends close and/but your coffee closer" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer" is a famous saying from…
"Keep your friends close and/but your coffee closer" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer" is a famous saying from…
Madison Square Garden (an indoor sports arena in Midtown Manhattan, the home of basketball's New York Knicks and hockey's New York Rangers) is infrequently nicknamed "Madness Square…
Men sometimes plan a surprise for a loved one on Valentine's Day. "Surprise your girlfriend this Valentine's Day. Introduce her to your wife!" is a jocular Valentine's Day…
Field hockey can be a dangerous sport. Like golf, it is played with sticks/clubs. "Field hockey is a mix between aggressive golf and any other 'sport' that makes the few hot girls on…
"Nudeles" (nude + noodles) is a portmanteau word that is sometimes used for a naked chef who cooks noodles, or a naked eater who consumes noodles, or "naked pasta." "Pasta…
Would getting a tattoo of the number "pi" (3.14...) be irrational? Many people do have a pi tattoo. "Why would someone get a pi tattoo? That's so irrational" was posted on…
"Rabbit food" is a derogatory nickname that meat eaters sometimes give to the greens eaten by vegans/vegetarians. "How's your rabbit food?" they might ask. "How's…
Twitter M.@880shttp://twitpic.com/qdnr - just got the final show shirt at the solid ground merch table!eat pussy not animals!2:06 PM · Dec 5, 2008·Twitter Web Client Twitter Ho KIM…
There are "buffalo chicken wings" recipes using cauliflower instead of chicken. "Yes, you can make buffalo 'wings' out of cauliflower" was posted on Twitter by O The…
"Dogs welcome inside. Please tie children to post out front" is a jocular sign that has been printed on many images. The sign means that the establishment is dog-friendly. The part about…
"Conversation is a two-way street" is a popular adage. A conversation is not a lecture or monologue with just one person talking. "Remember that good conversation is a two-way…
Twitter Michael Chalk@michael_chalk_Just when I thought my day was over its not. I guess the saying goes "the oilfield never sleeps"9:48 PM · Sep 23, 2012·Twitter for iPhone…
Twitter Michael Chalk@michael_chalk_Just when I thought my day was over its not. I guess the saying goes "the oilfield never sleeps"9:48 PM · Sep 23, 2012·Twitter for iPhone…
There's a "joke" in journalism that the pay is low and the hours are long -- but at least everyone hates you. The saying has been printed on several images. "Though I learned a…
"Chicken loses job. Chicken is broke. Chicken strips" is a jocular view of "chicken strips" (changing the noun "strips" into the verb) that has been printed on many…
"Barnacles" sounds like "bar nickels," and, of course, there are jokes. A pirate riddle was posted on Twitter by Laguna Playhouse on April 18, 2011: Q: How do pirates pay for a…
"Don't drink water while studying because chemistry says that concentration decreases on adding water" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The joke is that…
A math saying has been printed on many images: "Math tells us of the three saddest love stories: TANGENT lines that had one chance to meet and then parted forever. PARALLEL lines that were…