“Conscience keeps more people awake than coffee”
"Conscience keeps more people awake than coffee" is a one-line coffee saying that has been printed on many images. The quotation is from Arnold Glasow (1905-1998) and appeared in Earl…
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“This beer tastes like I’m not going to work tomorrow”
"This beer/tequila/vodka/whiskey/wine tastes like I'm not going to work tomorrow" is a jocular one-line saying about alcohol that has been printed on many images. "This vodka…
“This beer tastes like I’m not going to work tomorrow”
"This beer/tequila/vodka/whiskey/wine tastes like I'm not going to work tomorrow" is a jocular one-line saying about alcohol that has been printed on many images. "This vodka…
“I could be a morning person if my coffee maker brewed wine instead of coffee”
"I could be a morning person if my coffee maker brewed wine instead of coffee" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on March…
“What good fortune for governments that the people do not think”
"What good fortune for governments that the people do not think" is frequently said to be a quote of Adolf Hitler (1889-1945), but it does not appear in his book, Mein Kempf (1925).…
“You don’t pay taxes. They take taxes”
American comedian Chris Rock said about taxes: "You don't even `pay' taxes. They `take' taxes. You get your paycheck - they're gone. That ain't a payment, that's…
“I’d rather check my Facebook than face my checkbook”
"I would rather check my Facebook than face my checkbook" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on several images. "Would rather check my facebook than face my checkbook…
“Just a reminder that you still have plenty of time to do your taxes at the last minute”
"Just a reminder that you still have plenty of time to do your taxes at the last minute" is a jocular one-line saying about taxes that has been printed on ecards. The saying was posted on…
“The best things in life are free, but sooner or later the government will find a way to tax them”
"The best things in life are free, but sooner or later the government will find a way to tax them" is a jocular one-line saying about taxes that has been printed on many images. "If…
“I’d rather check my Facebook than face my checkbook”
"I would rather check my Facebook than face my checkbook" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on several images. "Would rather check my facebook than face my checkbook…
“I wish complaining about taxes was tax-deductible”
"I wish complaining about taxes was tax-deductible" is a jocular one-line saying about taxes that has been printed on an ecard. The saying was posted on Twitter on April 17, 2012.…
“A giant lightbulb walks into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A lightbulb version is: "A giant light bulb walks into a bar. The bartender looks up…
“As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something”
A "Law of Coffee" is: "As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something that will last until the coffee is cold." The saying was called…
“As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something”
A "Law of Coffee" is: "As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something that will last until the coffee is cold." The saying was called…
“On the eighth day God created coffee so that people like me could experience the other seven days”
"On the eighth day God created coffee so that people like me could experience the other seven days" (or just "On the eighth day God created coffee") is a saying that has been…
“You haven’t had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it’s running”
"You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Trying to get a word in edgewise…
“Decaffeinated coffee is the devil’s blend”
"Decaffeinated coffee (decaf) is the devil's blend" is a jocular one-line coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "You Know You're Drinking Too Much Coffee…
“Saturdays are for adventure; Sundays are for cuddling”
"Saturdays are for adventure(s); Sundays are for cuddling" is a weekend saying that has been printed on many images. "Saturdays are for ADVENTURES!" was cited on a blog on…
“Coffee, because Monday happens every week”
"Coffee, because Monday/Tuesday happens every week" is a one-line coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Coffee: because Monday happens every week" was posted on…
“Hot coffee and cold winter mornings are two of the best soul mates”
"Hot coffee and cold winter mornings are two of the best soul mates who ever did find each other" is a popular saying about coffee and cold weather. The saying was posted on Twitter by…