“Stop praying. God’s too busy to find you a parking spot”
"stop praying...God's too busy to find you a parking spot" is a jocular New York City sign for Edison ParkFast off-street parking services. "'Stop praying. God is too busy…
Archive for 04/2017
“I don’t like the Yankees, but I’m a huge fan of being overpaid to underperform”
The New York Yankees usually have one of the highest team payrolls in all of major league baseball. However, the Yankees don't always make the playoffs. "I don't like the Yankees,…
“I fell in love. His name is New York”
"I fell in love. His name is New York" is a New York City saying that has been printed on several images. "I'm so in love... and his name is New York" was posted on Twitter…
“I’m from New York. We don’t keep calm”
"I'm from New York. We don't keep calm" and "I can't keep calm. I'm from New York" are New York City versions of the British World War II "Keep Calm and…
“If you don’t like my Brooklyn attitude, quit talking to me”
"If you don't like my Brooklyn attitude, quit talking to me" is a jocular Brooklyn saying that has been printed on T-shirts. "A T-shirt that read, 'If you don't like…
“If someone tells you that you drink too much coffee, stop talking to them”
"If anybody/anyone/somebody/someone tells you that you drink too much coffee, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life" is a jocular coffee saying…
“I’m in so much debt, I could start a government”
"I'm in so much debt, I could start a government" is a jocular one-line saying about personal debt and government debt that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted to…
“I’m in so much debt, I could start a government”
"I'm in so much debt, I could start a government" is a jocular one-line saying about personal debt and government debt that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted to…
“There is no ‘we’ in pizza”
“There’s no ‘I’ in ‘team‘“ is a popular sports saying, meaning that teamwork is important, not selfishness. "There is no 'we' in pizza" is a jocular saying for…
“I run better than the government”
"I run better than the government" is a jocular one-line running saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on October 2, 2013. TwitterAustin Camey…
“I only eat in three places: here, there and everywhere”
"I only eat in three places: here, there and everywhere" is a jocular dieting saying that has been printed on several images. The saying is from Daniel L. Worona and was printed in his…
“Do not reward yourself with food. You are not a dog”
"Do not reward yourself with food. "You are not a dog" (or "Don't reward yourself with food. You're not a dog") is a dieting saying that has been printed on many…
“Bigger snacks mean bigger slacks”
"Bigger snacks mean bigger slacks" is a one-line dieting saying that has been printed on many images. "Bigger snacks make bigger slacks" was printed in a 1982 newspaper.…
“I run better than the government”
"I run better than the government" is a jocular one-line running saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on October 2, 2013. TwitterAustin Camey…
“Romaine calm. Lettuce carrot on”
"Romaine calm. Lettuce carrot on" (or simply "Romaine Calm and Carrot On") is a food pun version of the British World War II "Keep Calm and Carry On" poster. A…
“No one wants to hear about your diet. Just eat your salad and be sad”
"No one wants to hear about your diet. Just eat your lettuce/salad and be sad" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "People don't want to hear about your…
“I like my coffee how I like myself: dark, bitter, and too hot for you”
"I like my coffee how I like myself: dark, bitter, and too hot for you" is a jocular one-line coffee saying that has been printed on many images. “I like my coffee how I like myself:…
“Man does not live by coffee alone. Have a danish”
"Man does not live by coffee alone. Have a danish" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Man shall not live by bread alone" is from Matthew 4.4 of…
“A coffee a day keeps the grumpy away”
"A coffee a day keeps the grumpy away" is a jocular one-line coffee saying -- similar to "An apple a day keeps the doctor away" -- that has been printed on many images. The…
“Forever: Time it takes to brew the first pot of coffee in the morning”
"Forever: Time it takes to brew the first pot of coffee in the morning" is a jocular one-line coffee saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been cited in print since…