“Fool me 350,000 times, you are a weather man”
"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me" is an old proverb. "Fool me 350,000 times, you are a weatherman" is a jocular variation that has been printed on many…
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“I need a vacation, not a stupid weekend”
"I need a vacation, not a stupid weekend" is a jocular work saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was printed on Twitter on January 25, 2013. Twitter ☯ @suhlinggI…
“Ninety percent of politics is deciding whom to blame”
American political columnist Meg Greenfield (1930-1999) wrote in the Washington (DC) Post on February 5, 1996: "Ninety percent of politics is deciding whom to blame. The other 10 percent may…
“Once you lick frosting off a cupcake, it becomes a muffin”
"Once you lick frosting off a cupcake, it becomes a muffin" is a jocular one-line saying about cupcakes that has been printed on many images. "If you trim the skin off a cupcake, it…
“On the internet you can be whoever you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid”
"On the internet you can be anything/whatever/whoever you want. It's strange that so many people choose to be stupid" is an internet saying that has been printed on many images.…
“If the ocean was whiskey and i was a duck…”
A verse has been printed on several images: "If the ocean was vodka and I was a duck,I'd swim to the bottom and never come up.But the ocean's not vodka and I'm not a duck,So…
“Work is for those who don’t know what fishing is!”
"Work is for those who don't know what fishing is" is a one-line fishing saying that has been printed on several images. The saying was posted on Twitter on October 5, 2013. “Work…
“Friday is my second favorite F word”
"Friday is my second favorite F word" is a jocular Friday saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on February 19, 2010. "Friday is my second…
“I need a six month vacation, twice a year”
"I need a six month vacation, twice a year" is a jocular work saying that has been printed on many images. The joke was posted on Twitter on August 22, 2010. "I NEED TO GO ON A SIX…
“Don’t cry over spilt milk. It could have been whiskey”
To "cry over spilt milk" is to worry about an unfortunate event that already happened (when it is too late to change the event). "Don't cry over spilt milk. It could have been…
“Friday is my second favorite F word. My first is food. Definitely food”
"Friday is my second favorite F word" is a jocular Friday saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on February 19, 2010. "Friday is my second…
“Now I lay me down to sleep. A bottle of vodka at my feet…”
"Now I lay me down to sleep" is a classic children's bedtime prayer. A vodka version is: "Now I lay me down to sleepA bottle of vodka at me feetIf I shall die before I wakeTell…
“I’ll drink responsibly when there is a brand of vodka named Responsibly”
"I'll drink responsibly when there is a brand of vodka named Responsibly" is a jocular drinking saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter by Benji…
“Running is a mental sport and we are all insane”
"Running is a mental sport and we are all insane" is a jocular one-line running saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been cited in print since at least 2005. 14…
“There’s no more difficult transition than Sunday to Monday”
"There's no more difficult transition than Sunday to Monday" is a start-of-the-work-week saying that has been printed on several images. The saying was posted on Twitter on September…
“Monday is the perfect day to correct last week’s mistakes”
"Monday is the perfect day to correct last week’s mistakes" is a positive Monday back-to-work saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on December…
“Monday must be a man. It comes too quickly”
"Monday must be a man. It comes too fast/quickly/soon" is a jocular Monday saying that has been printed on many images. "Monday must be a man it comes too soon?" was posted on…
“What do you call a Mexican drowning in mayonnaise?”/“Sinko de Mayo.”
A popular Cinco de Mayo riddle is: Q: What do you call a Mexican drowning in mayonnaise?A: Sinko de Mayo. The Cinco/Sinko de Mayo pun was posted on Twitter on November 26, 2012. Wikipedia: Cinco de…
“Running is like coffee, I’m much nicer after I’ve had one”
"Running is like coffee, I'm much nicer after I've had one" is a one-line running saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on June 30, 2014.…
“My neighbors listen to good music, whether they like it or not”
"My neighbors listen to good music, whether they like it or not" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. "My neighbors listen to great music. Whether they…