“On the eighth day God created coffee so that people like me could experience the other seven days”

“On the eighth day God created coffee so that people like me could experience the other seven days” (or just “On the eighth day God created coffee”) is a saying that has been printed on many images. “And on the seventh day God created coffee, so He could face Monday morning” was posted on the newsgroup alt.news.microsoft on March 9, 1998.
 
“On the eighth day God created coffee” was posted on the newsgroup alt.castlenet on April 4, 2002. “On the eighth day God created coffee so that people like me could experience the other seven days” was posted on Twitter on January 23, 2009.
 
   
Google Groups: alt.news.microsoft
Common root domain names
Adam Houston
3/9/98
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“And on the seventh day God created coffee, so He could face Monday morning”
   
22 January 1999, Sault Star (Sault Ste. Marie, ON), Fred Loader column, pg. A3:
ON A T-SHIRT: “And on the seventh day God created coffee so he could face Monday morning.”
 
Google Groups: alt.castlenet
The Joys of Java
The BEAST
4/4/02
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26.. On the eighth day God created coffee.
     
Spyderco Forum
Coffee Quotes
Post by java » Sat Mar 05, 2005 10:00 pm
Unkown author coffee quotes:
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On the eighth day God created coffee!
 
Google Books
Word Soup
By James Hewitt RN
Lulu Publishing (Lulu.com)
2009
Pg. 65:
On the eighth day, after resting all day on the seventh day, God created coffee.
 
Twitter
Jonathon Colman 👂🏽‏
@jcolman
“On the eighth day God created coffee so that people like me could experience the other seven days.”
7:54 AM - 23 Jan 2009
   
Dennys Funny Quotes
Monday, October 19, 2009
42 Monday Morning Funny Coffee Quotes, Coffee Cartoon
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* On the eighth day God created coffee.
* On the eighth day God created coffee so that people like me could experiance those seven other days.
   
Dennys Funny Quotes
Thursday, January 7, 2010
Funny Quotes About Coffee
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* On the eighth day God created coffee so that people like me could experience those seven other days.
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* On the eighth day God created coffee.
 
Buzzle
Funny Coffee Quotes
Batul Nafisa Baxamusa March 13, 2010
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On the eighth day God created coffee.
 
Facebook
On the eighth day God created Coffee
May 27, 2010 ·
Spread the word: 93 People so far lets see if we can make it to 200! Share this page with somebody who loves coffee just as much as you do.
 
Google Books
Jokes Unlimited: Book 1
By Natarajan S
AB Publishing House
2015
Pg. 83:
You think on the eighth day God created coffee.
   
Thought Catalog
JULY 6, 2015
Wake Up And Smell The 100 All-Time Greatest Quotes About Coffee
Lorenzo Jensen III
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48. On the eighth day God created coffee so that people like me could experience those seven other days.
—Anonymous
 
QuoteLines.com
July 26, 2016
Most Funny Coffee Quotes And Sayings To Make You Lol
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On the eighth day God created coffee so that people like me could experience those seven other days.
 
Twitter
Coffee Lover‏
@coffeeblogger1
And on the 8th day, God created coffee.
7:22 AM - 6 Feb 2017