"I could be a morning person if my coffee maker…

“I could be a morning person if my coffee maker brewed wine instead of coffee” is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on March 1, 2013.

“I could be a morning person if my barista brewed wine instead of coffee” was posted on Twitter on July 28, 2015 and has also been printed on several images.

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Rachel Rubenstein‏
@rachelrubes
I think I could be a morning person if my coffee maker brewed wine instead of coffee.
10:39 AM - 1 Mar 2013

Twitter
OliviaViolet‏
@OliviaViolet120
I could be a morning person if my coffee maker brewed wine instead of coffee.
7:43 PM - 1 Mar 2013

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Slate Wine Bar‏
@SlateWineBar
“I could be a morning person if my coffee maker brewed wine instead of coffee.” http://pinterest.com/pin/41095415322180917/ …
9:59 AM - 3 Mar 2013

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kirsty‏
@onedayplease
I could be a morning person - if my coffeemaker brewed wine instead of coffee!
2:54 PM - 10 May 2013

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The Vine Gallery‏
@TheVineLOZ
I could be a morning person if my barista brewed wine instead of coffee.
10:55 AM - 28 Jul 2015

Sizzle
I COULD BE A MORNING PERSON IF MY BARISTA BREWED WINE INSTEAD OF COFFEE BY MORNING I MEAN NOON PERSON HELP MEME
WINE COFFEE HELP MEAN MEANING BARISTA HELPS TEACHING PERSONAL HELPING WINING PERSONABLE HELPFUL IFS WINES MORNING PERSON
FOUND @ 291 LIKES ON 2016-07-02 12:59:23 BY SIZZLE
SOURCE: INSTAGRAM

Sizzle
I COULD BE A MORNING PERSON IF MY COFFEE MAKER BREWED WINE MEME
MEMES WINE COFFEE 🤖 PERSONAL WINING PERSONABLE IFS MORNING PERSON
FOUND @ 2 LIKES ON 2016-09-28 08:58:09 BY SIZZLE
SOURCE: FACEBOOK