“Eat glitter for breakfast and shine all day”
"Eat glitter for breakfast and shine all day" is an inspirational saying that has been printed on many images. "I eat glitter for breakfast, bitches" was posted on Twitter on…
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“Eat diamonds for breakfast and shine all day”
"Eat diamonds for breakfast and shine all day" is a one-line saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on November 29, 2008. “Eat glitter for…
“Whatever sprinkles your donut”
"Whatever sprinkles your donut(s)" means "whatever makes you happy" or "whatever's your choice/desire" or "whatever's your flavor" or…
“Don’t stop until you’re proud”
"Don't stop until you're proud" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. Many inspirational gym posters feature the saying. The "Don't stop until…
“Where does a woman with one leg work?”/“IHOP.”
A joke about the pancake restaurant chain IHOP (International House of Pancakes) is: Q: Where does a woman with one leg work?A: At IHOP. "If girls with big hooters work at Hooters, where do…
“It’s tea time somewhere”
"It's tea time somewhere" is a tea saying that has been printed on many images. The expression is a variation of the popular drinking saying, "It's five o'clock…
“Celery is nature’s dental floss”
"Celery is nature's dental floss" is a jocular saying about stringy celery that has been printed on several images. "Celery? Bad idea. They don’t call it nature’s dental…
“It’s strange how drinking 8 cups of water seems impossible, but 8 cups of coffee go down”
"It's strange how drinking 8 cups of water seems impossible, but 8 cups of coffee go down like a chubby kid on a see-saw" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many…
“Café au lait? I thought it was café olé! Like ‘coffee, alright!’”
"Café au lait" -- the French term for coffee with milk -- is sometimes thought to be the Spanish "café olé." "In Mexico they have cafe au lait down there too, but…
“Coffee gets me started. God keeps me going”
"Coffee gets me started. God keeps me going" is a one-line saying that has been printed on coffee mugs. The saying was posted on Twitter on December 5, 2009. TwitterGabby Ybarra…
“On Sundays, my coffee is recreational. As opposed to weekdays, when it’s medicinal”
"On Sundays, my coffee is recreational. As opposed to weekdays, when it's medicinal" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter…
“May your coffee be hot and your eyeliner be even”
"May your coffee be hot and your eyeliner be even" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. The coffee saying was posted on Twitter on April 14, 2015.…
“Doing your taxes on April Fools’ Day seems like a legitimate way to defraud the government”
"Doing your taxes on April Fools' Day seems like a perfectly legitimate way to defraud the government" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on an ecard. The saying was…
“Mommy and daddy’s little tax deduction” (a young child)
Dependent children can be claimed on a parent or guardian's tax returns. "Mommy/Daddy's little tax deduction" (a baby) is a jocular phrase that has been printed on many…
“Is it solipsistic in here, or is it just me?”
"Is it solipsistic in here, or is it just me?" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. A "solipsism" means that only something in one's own mind…
“All things are possible with coffee and mascara”
"All things are possible with coffee and mascara" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on November 29, 2015. "All I…
“All I need is coffee & mascara”
"All I need is coffee & mascara" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. "All I need is mascara and coffee" was posted on Twitter on May 2, 2013.…
“All I need is mascara and caffeine”
"All I need is mascara and caffeine" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. "All I need is mascara and caffeine" was posted on Twitter on December…
“All I need today is a little bit of coffee and a whole lot of Jesus”
"All I need today is a little bit of coffee and a whole lot of Jesus" is a one-line saying that has been printed on many images. "All i need today is jesus and some coffee" was…
“I went to a restaurant and the food was all done with special effects. It was CGI Fridays”
A joke about the restaurant chain TGI Fridays is: "I went to a restaurant and the food was all done with special effects. It was CGI Fridays." "'I went to a restaurant and the…