“I didn’t say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.”
"I didn't say it was your fault -- I said I was going to blame you" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many gift items, such as posters and T-shirts. The saying is what a…
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“Government—Protecting and serving the hell out of you”
"Government -- Protecting and serving the crap/hell/shit out of you" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many posters. The posters show what appear to be two police officers…
“Life was much easier when Apple and Blackberry were just fruits”
"Life was much easier when Apple and Blackberry were just fruits" is a jocular saying -- printed on many posters -- about the fruit-named technology companies. "Life was much simpler…
Saudi America (oil-producing areas of the United States)
The name "Saudi America" (Saudi Arabia + United States of America) refers to a United States that is energy independent (and possibly even an energy exporter). Texas had oil in the 20th…
“Rabbits or tigers?”
U. S. President Ronald Reagan (1811-2004) wrote twice in his diary that his fellow Republicans were "rabbits" (i.e., someone who is weak and who runs away) when he needed…
“Blisters are braille for ‘awesome’” (running saying)
"Blisters are braille for 'awesome'" is a jocular running saying that's been displayed on signs at several marathons. "Blisters are Braille for Awesome!" was…
“Try Organic Food…or as your grandparents called it, ‘food’”
"Try Organic Food...or as your grandparents called it, 'food'" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many gift items, such as T-shirts, bags and posters. "Try…
“Wine—How classy people get wasted”
"Wine -- How classy people get drunk/shitfaced/trashed/wasted" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many gift items, such as posters, T-shirts and buttons. "WINE! How Classy…