“What do I know about bonsai trees? Very little”
Bonsai trees are small. A joke is was posted on Twitter by Dave Roberts on October 21, 2013:: "What do I know about bonsai trees? Very little." Wikipedia: BonsaiBonsai (Japanese: 盆栽,…
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“What do iPhones eat for breakfast?”/“Siri-al.”
An iPhone riddle was posted on Twitter by DJ Dookz on June 2, 2012: Q: What do iPhones eat for breakfast?A: Siri-al. This iPhone riddle was posted on Twitter by du n’importe quoi on February 17,…
“What do Irish taxi drivers eat?”/“Corned beef and cab-bage.”
There is no "cab" in "cabbage," but there are jokes. "What do taxi drivers eat for dinner? Corned beef and cab-bage" was posted on Twitter by Top 6 Podcast on April…
“What do Italians eat on Halloween?”/“Fettuccine Afraid-o.”
A Halloween food riddle is: Q: What do Italians eat on Halloween?A: Fettuccine Afraid-o. The joke has been cited in print since at least 2008. Wikipedia: Fettuccie AldredoFettuccine Alfredo…
“What do jokesters eat for breakfast?”/“Pun-cakes.”
"What do comedians eat for breakfast? Amuseli" was posted on Twitter by Amy Charlotte Kean on March 14, 2012. ("Muesli" or "museli" is a cold oatmeal dish, but this…
“What do judges like to snack on?”/“Trial mix.”
"Trail mix" is not spelled as "trial mix," but there are jokes. "What do lawyers snack on in court? Trial mix" was posted on Twitter by Jim Davies on April 30, 2010.…
“What do juries eat when on break?”/“Trial mix.”
"Trail mix" is not spelled as "trial mix," but there are jokes. "What do lawyers snack on in court? Trial mix" was posted on Twitter by Jim Davies on April 30, 2010.…
“What do lawyers do after they die?”/“They lie still.”
Lawyers have a reputation for stretching the truth (lying). An old joke has it that when a lawyer goes to bed, he lies on his right side and then he lies on his left side, and when he dies he lies…
“What do lawyers eat for a snack?”/“Trial mix.”
"Trail mix" is not spelled as "trial mix," but there are jokes. "What do lawyers snack on in court? Trial mix" was posted on Twitter by Jim Davies on April 30, 2010.…
“What do lawyers wear to court?”/“Law suits.”
A popular riddle about lawyers is: Q: What do lawyers wear to court?A: Law suits. The pun/joke has been cited in print since at least 1998. Google News Archive12 December 1998, Gadsden (SC) Times,…
“What do leprechauns love to barbecue?”/“Short ribs.”
A popular St. Patrick's Day leprechaun riddle is: Q: What do leprechauns love to barbecue?A: Short ribs. The joke has been cited in print since at least 2001. Kidsjokes.co.uk (June 23, 2001)…
“What do librarians take with them when they go fishing?”/“Bookworms.”
A fishing riddle was printed in many newspapers in 1991 and 1992: Q: What do librarians use for bait when they go fishing?A: Bookworms. A slightly different version was printed in the book School…
“What do librarians use for bait when they go fishing?”/“Bookworms.”
A fishing riddle was printed in many newspapers in 1991 and 1992: Q: What do librarians use for bait when they go fishing?A: Bookworms. A slightly different version was printed in the book School…
“What do Lincoln and an ‘80s sitcom have in common?”/“Both were shot before a live audience.”
Television situation comedies are often announced as "shot before a live audience." "@blaudiablogan: Whitney is shot before a live audience. Yeah? So was Lincoln" was posted on…
“What do little ghosts drink?”/“Evaporated milk.”
"Evaporated milk" is milk that has water removed. A popular Halloween ghost riddle is: Q: What do little ghosts drink?A: Evaporated milk. "Ghost toasties" and "evaporated…
“What do math teachers call retirement?”/“The ‘aftermath.’”
A joke about math teachers is: Q: What do math teachers call retirement?A: The aftermath. The joke has been cited in print in 1968 and 1999. Google BooksFaculty Conference; Papers and…
“What do math teachers do on Thanksgiving?”/“Count their blessings”
A Thanksgiving riddle about arithmetic/math teachers is: Q: What do math teachers do on Thanksgiving?A: Count their blessings. The riddle has been cited in print since at least 2006. Brownielocks…
“What do Mexicans eat on the beach?”/“Buried toes.”
"Buried toes" sounds a little like "Burritos." "The Mexicans must be cannibals. I mean, who goes and eats buried toes?" was posted on Twitter by Sudhamshu Hebbar on…
“What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza?”/“Little Caesars.”
"How do Mexicans cut their pizza?"/"With Little Caesars (scissors)" is a pun about the Little Caesars pizza chain that has been printed on many images. "How do Mexicans cut…
“What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza?”/“Little Caesars.”
"How do Mexicans cut their pizza?"/"With Little Caesars (scissors)" is a pun about the Little Caesars pizza chain that has been printed on many images. "How do Mexicans cut…