“What do crows drink in the morning?”/“Cawfee.”
"Random thought Do Crows drink CAWFEE?" was posted on Twitter by Jim Brenneman on October 26, 2010. "cawfee. its what crows drink" was posted on Twitter by rachel gibson on…
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“What do dads eat for breakfast?”/“Pop tarts.”
A breakfast riddle is: Q: What do dads eat for breakfast?A: Pop tarts. The joke was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on May 2, 2022. Wikipedia: Pop-Tarts Pop-Tarts is a brand of toaster pastries…
“What do democracy and football have in common?”/“Adding the word ‘American’ changes the meaning.”
"What does democracy and football have in common? Adding the word American completely changes the meaning" is a riddle that was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on November 5, 2020. The joke was…
“What do dogs do after they finish obedience school?”/“They get their masters.”
There is a difference between "master's" (a degree) and "masters." A dog riddle was posted on Twitter on April 15, 2013: "Stupid joke of the day: What do dogs do after…
“What do Dominicans say when they lose their phone?”/“Where did Mofongo?”
Mofongo is a plantain ("plátano" in Spanish) dish. The word "mofongo" can sound like "my phone go." "Dominican word of the day 'MOFONGO'...A Dominican…
“What do drugs have in common with cheese jokes? I don’t know, I just like meth and feta memes”
"Methamphetamines" sounds like "meth and feta memes." "Meth and feta memes" was posted on Twitter by ａｓｔｒｏｓｈａｗｎ on October 10, 2015. A riddle was…
“What do ducks eat for breakfast?”/“Quacker Oats.”
A duck riddle is: Q: What do ducks eat for breakfast?A: Quacker Oats. "Quacker Oats" puns were cited in print in 1978 and 1982, and the full riddle has been cited in print since at least…
“What do dyslexic zombies eat?”/“Brians.”
Zombies eat brains. A riddle has been printed on many images: Q: What do dyslexic zombies eat?A: Brians. The joke has been cited in print since at least 2009. TwitterMaya Prohovnik@mayafishHow have…
“What do earthquakes have for breakfast?”/“Panquakes.”
"Panquake" (pan/pancake + earthquake) is a jocular term from "pancake." "Frisco Breakfast: Panquakes and syrup" was printed in the Miami (FL) News on August 7, 1979.…
“What do eggs do for fun?”/“Karayolke.”
An egg riddle is: Q: What do eggs do for fun?A: Karayolke. (karaoke + yolk) The joke was posted on Twitter by San (and others) on July 27, 2013. Wikipedia: KaraokeKaraoke (/ˌkæriˈoʊki/;…
“What do elves do after school?”/“Gnomework.”
A Christmas riddle is: Q: What do elves do after school?A: Gnomework. The riddle has been cited in print since at least 1984. Google BooksThe Zaniest Riddle Book in the WorldBy Joseph Rosenbloom…
“What do farmers use to make crop circles?”/“A protractor.”
A crop circle joke has been cited in print since at least 2009: Q: What do farmers use to make crop circles?A: A protractor. Farmers usually use tractors. A protractor makes circles. Wikipedia:…
“What do fish need to stay healthy?”/“Vitamin Sea.”
"Vitamin Sea" is a fish pun for "Vitamin C." "Vitamin Sea" has been cited in print since at least 1938. "Vitamin Sea" riddles have been cited in print since…
“What do frogs drink?”/“Hot croako.”
A frog riddle is: Q: What do frogs drink?A: Hot croako. The "hot croako"/"hot cocoa" joke was posted on the newsgroup sci.geo.geology on June 28, 2000. “What is a frog’s…
“What do German pilots eat for breakfast?”/“Luftwaffles.”
There is no "waffle" in "Luftwaffe," but there's a riddle: Q: What do German pilots eat for breakfast?A: Luftwaffles. "What do German Air Force officers eat for…
“What do ghosts drink?”/“Ghoul-Aid.”
A popular Halloween pun on Kool-Aid is: Q: What do thirsty ghosts drink?A: Ghoul-Aid. "Ghoul-Aid" was a Halloween menu item cited in 1966 newspapers. "Q. What is a werewolf's…
“What do ghosts eat for breakfast?”/“Dreaded wheat.”
A Halloween ghost pun on shredded wheat is: Q: What do ghosts eat for breakfast?A: Dreaded wheat. The joke has been cited in print since at least 1983. “What do ghosts eat for…
“What do ghosts eat for breakfast?”/“Ghost Toasties.”
A Halloween ghost pun on Post Toasties cereal is: Q: What do ghosts eat for breakfast?A: Ghost Toasties. The "Ghost Toasties" joke has been cited in print since at least 1940, when the…
“What do ghosts eat for breakfast?”/“Scream of Wheat.”
A Halloween ghost pun on Cream of Wheat is: Q: What do ghosts eat for breakfast?A: Scream of Wheat. The joke has been cited in print since at least 1980. “What do ghosts eat for…
“What do ghosts eat for dessert?”/“I scream (ice scream).”
A Halloween riddle about dessert is: Q: What do ghosts eat for dessert?A: I scream (ice scream). "I Scream" has been a Halloween dessert since at least 1956. "What do ghosts eat for…