“Wish I’d paid better attention during my first rodeo”
“This ain’t my first rodeo” (or "This is not my first rodeo") is a popular saying. It is an expression that means “I wasn’t born yesterday” (I’m not naive in these matters),…
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“Wish I’d paid more attention during my first rodeo”
“This ain’t my first rodeo” (or "This is not my first rodeo") is a popular saying. It is an expression that means “I wasn’t born yesterday” (I’m not naive in these matters),…
“Wish in one hand, shit in the other”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Google BooksReturn of the Tall ManBy Clay FisherNew York, NY: Bantam Books1961Pg. 126:"*Wish in one hand, urinate in the other — see which fills up…
“Wish you were beer”
"Wish you were beer" -- a drinking pun on "Wish you were here" -- is a saying that has been printed on many images."Wish You Were Beer" was the title of songs on…
“Wishing you a holly jolly whatever doesn’t offend your bitch ass”
"Wishing you a holly jolly whatever doesn't offend your bitch ass" is a jocular holiday saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been printed on sweaters since at…
“Witch better have my candy”
"Witch better have my candy" is a Halloween saying that has been printed on many images. The saying borrows from "Bitch better have my money" (the title of a 2015 song by…
“Witch parking only. All others will be toad”
"Broomstick/Frog/Princess/Witch parking only. All others will be toad" -- a pun on "towed" -- is a jocular sign that has been printed on many images. "Witches Parking Only…
“Witch you were here”
"Witch you were here" is a Halloween pun on the saying "wish you were here." The "witch" saying was printed on postcards, but the first date is uncertain.…
“With a few exceptions, the best players are also the hardest workers”
Basketball star Earvin "Magic" Johnson wrote in his autobiography, My Life (1992): "But the fans never see how hard these players work in practice. They didn't see Larry Bird…
“With a name like Texas Instruments you’d think they would’ve made guitars, banjos, fiddles…”
Texas Instruments is an American technology company headquartered in Dallas, Texas. It doesn't make musical instruments, but there are jokes. "With a name like Texas Instruments…
“With all this stress eating, I’ll be at 270 before either candidate will be”
In the 2020 U.S. presidential election, each candidate strived to reach 270 electoral votes to win the election. A joke compared this to being 270 pounds. "I just ate an entire pizza and…
“With capitalism, you work or starve. With communism, you work and starve”
"In capitalism you either work or starve, in communism you do both" was posted on Twitter by Sparky on April 30, 2017. "Capitalism: Work or starve. Communism: Work and starve"…
“With chains like Burger King, Dairy Queen, and White Castle, we need a peasant themed fast food”
A comment about fast food chains was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on May 18, 2021: "With chains like Burger King, Dairy Queen, and White Castle, we need a peasant themed fast food."…
“With enough coffee, even a Monday looks good”
"With enough coffee, even Monday looks good" is a jocular one-line coffee saying that has been printed on several images. "With enough #coffee, even #Monday looks #good... #better…
“With everything going on, you’d think America is cursed or something. Like it was built on…”
A popular trope in movies and television is that something (such as a house or a town) is cursed because it was built on an ancient Indian burial ground. This became a viral joke about America.…
“With Google Earth, people can see any place on the globe. But we just look up our homes”
Google Earth gives people the opportunity to see the world, but what do many people do? "Google earth, you can go anywhere but for some reason we always look up our own house!" was posted…
“With grape powder comes grape responsibility”
"With great power comes great responsibility" is a popular line from Spider-Man comic books. "Grape" sometimes replaces "great." "With grape powder comes great…
“With grate power comes grate responsibility” (cheese grater pun)
"With great power comes great responsibility" is a popular line from Spider-Man in Marvel Comics. "With grate power comes grate responsibility" is a cheese grater pun.…
“With great power comes great electricity bill”
"With great power comes great responsibility" is a saying that was popularized by the Spider-Man series of comic books. "With great power comes great electricity bill" is a…
“With great reflexes comes great response ability”
"With great power comes great responsibility" is a saying that was popularized in Spider-Man comic books. "With great reflexes comes great response ability" is a jocular…