“Why don’t vampires play poker?”/“They are afraid of the stakes.”
"Why cant vampires gamble? They run away everytime someone puts forward a stake" was posted on Twitter by Macauley Oliver on August 10, 2009. "Why don’t vampires gamble? They…
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“Why don’t vegetarians hold grudges?”/“Because they never have beef with anyone!”
"Vegetarians have no beef with anyone" is a jocular saying that has been printed on a bumper sticker. "As a vegetarian ..... I have no beef with anyone!" was posted on the…
“Why don’t we take the safety labels off everything and let this stupidity problem solve itself?”
"I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?" is a…
“Why don’t white people work on the fourth of July?”/“Because they firecrackers on that day!”
A July 4th riddle is: Q: Why don’t white people work on the fourth of July?A: Because they firecrackers on that day! "Crackers" is slang for "white people." The joke was…
“Why experiment on animals with so many lawyers out there?”
"Why experiment on animals when there are so many lawyers out there?" is a jocular saying about lawyers. "Why experiment on animals with so many lawyers out there" was cited in…
“Why go out for hamburger, when I’ve got steak at home?”
American actor Paul Newman (1925-2008) married American actress Joanne Woodward in 1958. In a Playboy magazine interview in July 1968, Newman was asked about his 10-year marriage and the temptation…
“Why has no one named Dominick opened a sandwich shop called Dom’s Subs?”
"Dominance and submission" or "dom/sub" does not apply to "sub" sandwiches, but there are jokes. "thegutlesswonder: a bdsm themed sandwich shop called Dom’s…
“Why hasn’t Bed Bath & Beyond partnered with Beyond Meat so they actually have a beyond section?”
Beyond Meat (a producer of plant-based meat substitutes) has nothing to do with the chain store Bed Bath & Beyond, but there are jokes. "bed bath and beyond meat" was posted on…
“Why have abs when you can have kebabs?”
"Why have abs when you can have kebabs" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on January 15, 2010. TwitterCheyne Abdullah…
“Why have abs when you can have kebabs?”
"Why have abs when you can have kebabs" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on January 15, 2010. TwitterCheyne Abdullah…
“Why have you never heard of a haunted gym?”/“The ghosts are exercising themselves.”
"Exercise" shouldn't be confused with "exorcise," but there are jokes. "Why are there no haunted gyms? All the ghosts have been exercised" was posted on Reddit --…
“Why have you never heard of a haunted gym?”/“The ghosts are exorcising themselves.”
"Exercise" shouldn't be confused with "exorcise," but there are jokes. "Why are there no haunted gyms? All the ghosts have been exercised" was posted on Reddit --…
“Why haven’t aliens visited our solar system yet?”/“They looked at the reviews. Only 1 star.”
The earth's solar system has one star -- the sun. "one star" is not a rating, but there are jokes. "We should all give Earth a one star rating on Google Reviews so aliens…
“Why I gotta put my seatbelt on but the garbage man can hang off the back off the truck?”
"Why I gotta put my seatbelt on but the garbage man can hang off the back off the truck?" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Why i gotta put a seatbelt on but the…
“Why is ‘dark’ spelled with a K and not a C?”/“Because you can’t C in the dark.”
"See" sounds like the letter "C," and there are jokes. This riddle was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on April 14, 2013: Q: Why is "dark" spelled with a k and not with c?A:…
“Why is ‘dark’ not spelled like ‘darc’?”/“Because you can’t C in the dark!”
"See" sounds like the letter "C," and there are jokes. This riddle was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on April 14, 2013: Q: Why is "dark" spelled with a k and not with c?A:…
“Why is 6 afraid of 7?”/“Because 7 8 9.”
A children's number riddle is: Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7?A: Because 7 8 (ate) 9. The joke has been cited in print since at least 1986. “Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered 6…
“Why is 6 afraid of 7?”/“Because 7 is a registered 6 offender”
A children’s number riddle is: Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 8 (ate) 9. A popular variation is: Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7?A: Because 7 is a registered 6 offender. "Why is 6 afraid of…
“Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?”/“Because it has four rabbits’ feet.”
A rabbit's foot is often said to be lucky. A popular Easter bunny riddle is: Q: Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?A: Because it has four rabbits' feet. The joke was posted…
“Why is a colt like an egg?”/“It must be broken before it can be used.”
"Eggs as well as colts must be broken before they can be used" was printed in the Vermont Watchman & State Journal (Montpelier, VT) on May 9, 1883. "Why is an egg like a colt?…