“Why was the road afraid of the bike lane?”/“Because it was a cycle path.”
“Cycle path” sounds a little like “psychopath.” “Careful where you tell that tarmac joke. It was a cycle-path!” was posted on Twitter on May 6, 2010. “Why was the grass scared of the Tarmac? Cos it was a cycle path.. Boom boom” was posted on Twitter on May 3, 2011.
A riddle was posted on Reddit—Jokes on October 20, 2017:
Q: Why was the road afraid of the bike lane?
A: Because it was a cycle path.
Twitter
Mike Sullivan
@MikeTheRelic
Replying to @twowitwowoo
@twowitwowoo Careful where you tell that tarmac joke. It was a cycle-path!
2:13 AM - 6 May 2010
Twitter
Mtrone
@mr_citch
@keithlemon1 why was the grass scared of the Tarmac? Cos it was a cycle path.. Boom boom
3:23 PM - 3 May 2011
Twitter
Erin
@etmuse
Replying to @kharma2815
@kharma2815 That’s as bad as ‘why was the pavement afraid of the gravel?’ ‘because it was a cycle-path’
1:46 PM - 4 May 2011
Twitter
Mtrone
@mr_citch
Why was the grass scared of the Tarmac? He heard it was a cycle-path @flintoff11
1:58 PM - 24 Jun 2011
Twitter
Nora
@ChobitComplex
Replying to @Tobjizzle
@Tobjizzle Why is the black tarmac scared of the green tarmac? Because it was a cycle-path.
2:05 PM - 3 Dec 2012
Twitter
Si
@Simon1927
#CrapJokeThursday I saw a mental guy on a bike at the side of the road last night. It was a cycle-path
10:44 AM - 6 Jun 2013
Twitter
#TeamLauren ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️
@LaurenFan2047
Replying to @DrewDGriffiths
@DrewGriffithsF1 @ashleighmurrayk why was the road scared of the path because it was a cycle path
6:50 AM - 3 Feb 2016
Twitter
#TeamDrew
@DaggerCrew
Replying to @mae_spencer @ashleighmurrayk
why was the road afraid of the path because it was a cycle path
1:24 PM - 19 Jun 2016
Twitter
Simon McPherson
@Simon_McPherson
Replying to @domjoly
why was the red path afraid of the green path?
Because it was a cycle path
3:20 PM - 22 Oct 2016
Reddit—Jokes
Why was the road afraid of the bike lane?
submitted October 20, 2017 by 5pez__A
Because it was a cycle path!