“With a few exceptions, the best players are also the hardest workers”
Basketball star Earvin "Magic" Johnson wrote in his autobiography, My Life (1992): "But the fans never see how hard these players work in practice. They didn't see Larry Bird…
Basketball star Earvin "Magic" Johnson wrote in his autobiography, My Life (1992): "But the fans never see how hard these players work in practice. They didn't see Larry Bird…
Texas Instruments is an American technology company headquartered in Dallas, Texas. It doesn't make musical instruments, but there are jokes. "With a name like Texas Instruments…
In the 2020 U.S. presidential election, each candidate strived to reach 270 electoral votes to win the election. A joke compared this to being 270 pounds. "I just ate an entire pizza and…
"In capitalism you either work or starve, in communism you do both" was posted on Twitter by Sparky on April 30, 2017. "Capitalism: Work or starve. Communism: Work and starve"…
A comment about fast food chains was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on May 18, 2021: "With chains like Burger King, Dairy Queen, and White Castle, we need a peasant themed fast food."…
"With enough coffee, even Monday looks good" is a jocular one-line coffee saying that has been printed on several images. "With enough #coffee, even #Monday looks #good... #better…
A popular trope in movies and television is that something (such as a house or a town) is cursed because it was built on an ancient Indian burial ground. This became a viral joke about America.…
Google Earth gives people the opportunity to see the world, but what do many people do? "Google earth, you can go anywhere but for some reason we always look up our own house!" was posted…
"With great power comes great responsibility" is a popular line from Spider-Man comic books. "Grape" sometimes replaces "great." "With grape powder comes great…
"With great power comes great responsibility" is a popular line from Spider-Man in Marvel Comics. "With grate power comes grate responsibility" is a cheese grater pun.…
"With great power comes great responsibility" is a saying that was popularized by the Spider-Man series of comic books. "With great power comes great electricity bill" is a…
"With great power comes great responsibility" is a saying that was popularized in Spider-Man comic books. "With great reflexes comes great response ability" is a jocular…
"With guns in the hands of the public, (sure) there may/will be tragedies, but without them, there will be genocides" is a pro-gun saying that has been printed on many images. This is…
"With guns in the hands of the public, (sure) there may/will be tragedies, but without them, there will be genocides" is a pro-gun saying that has been printed on many images. This is…
"With ice cream, anything is popsicle" -- a pun on "anything is possible" -- is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "@Alecmonty we so should. Remember…
The Pledge of Allegiance of the United States has been recited by millions of school children, and many of them say the wrong words. These mishearings or misinterpretations are called…
The Pledge of Allegiance of the United States has been recited by millions of school children, and many of them say the wrong words. These mishearings or misinterpretations are called…
"With Latin, a horse, and money, thou wilt pass through the world. Span." was cited in John Ray's Collection of English Proverbs (1670). "PROV. 'Con Latin, rocin y fiorin…
"Stupornatural" (stopor + supernatural) is the title of three video parodies by Michael DeSanto of badatom.com, released in 2009, 2010 and 2011. Kap'n Klystron of Newburgh, New York,…
Not everyone appreciates the changing of clocks in the fall, and an earlier hour of darkness. This sarcastic comment was posted on Facebook by Thoughts From Aisle 4 on November 2, 2022: "With…