“Will you sign my petition demanding new shackles?” (cartoon)
A cartoon (cited in print since at least 2013) shows two shackled prisoners. One turns to the other and says: "Will you sign my petition demanding new shackles?" The cartoon shows that…
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“Willingly Overlooking Known Evil” (“woke” backronym)
Entry in progress -- BP TwitterAMERICAN BADASS 🇺🇲@SWFLPatriot9The following text is shown on an image. -- ed.)W.O.K.E.WILLINGLYOVERLOOKINGKNOWN EVIL9:38 AM · Mar 31, 2023
“Win in a walk” (horse racing slang)
"Win in a walk" was horse racing slang that spread throughout New York City and then the country. Everything easy in New York City became "a walk." (Oxford English Dictionary)to…
“Win on Sunday, sell on Monday” (auto racing adage)
"Win on Sunday, sell on Monday" is an auto racing adage. The races are usually held on Sunday; an automobile company that had a winning car on Sunday was said to have had increased sales…
“Win or go home”
"Win or go home" was trademarked by Turner Network Television (TNT) with a first use on May 31 1998. TNT has used "win or go home" as a slogan for its coverage of the NBA…
“Win tonight, look good next time” (boxing adage)
"Win tonight, look good next time" is a boxing adage that has been credited to boxing trainer George Benton (1933-2011). The saying means that a boxer should win the current fight in any…
“Wind chimes are made from the metallic bones of robots that tried to overthrow us…”
“Fun Fact! Wind chimes are made from the metallic bones of robots that tried to overthrow us. Hang them outside your house as a warning to the others” is a jocular saying that has been printed…
“Window or aisle?”/“Window or you’ll what?”
"Aisle" shouldn't be confused with "I'll," but there's an airplane joke: Airline Check-In Clerk: Window or aisle?Airline Passenger: Window or you'll what?…
“Windows are a pane in the glass”
"Fixing broken windows is a pane in the glass" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. "Pane in the glass" is a pun on "pain in the ass." There…
“Windows is a pane in the glass”
"Fixing broken windows is a pane in the glass" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. "Pane in the glass" is a pun on "pain in the ass." There…
“Windows is for those who don’t want to know why their computer doesn’t work”
An operating system joke was posted on the newsgroup de.comm.infosystems.www.servers by Nikolaus Rath on March 5, 2001: "Macs are for those who don't want to know why their computer…
“Wine—How classy people get wasted”
"Wine -- How classy people get drunk/shitfaced/trashed/wasted" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many gift items, such as posters, T-shirts and buttons. "WINE! How Classy…
“Wine (noun): The glue holding this shitshow together”
"Alcohol/ Beer/ Bourbon/ Coffee/ Gin/ Liquor/ Red wine/ Tequila/ Vodka/ Wine (noun): The glue holding this shitshow together" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The various…
“Wine + dinner = winner”
"Wine + dinner = winner" is a wine saying that has been printed on many images. "Wine+dinner= Winner!" was posted on Twitter by Monica Brady on August 28, 2010. "And while…
“Wine consumed as comfort drink is an emotional sup port beverage”
"Meat consumed as comfort food is also an emotional support animal" was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on November 7, 2022. The Showerthought received over 22,000 "up"…
“Wine corks are for quitters”
"Corks are for quitters" (such as when someone corks a wine bottle that is not finished) is a jocular wine saying that has been printed on many images. "Corks are for quitters"…
“Wine flies when you’re having fun”
"Time flies when you're having fun" is an old saying. "Wine flies when you're having fun" is a popular variation that has been printed on many images. "Wine flies…
“Wine improves with age—I improve with wine”
A popular T-shirt saying is "Wine improves with age. I improve with wine.” The saying appears to have been cited in print since 2007. Zazzle.comWine Improves With Age I Improve With Wine…
“Wine in, whine out”
"Wine in, whine out" (that is, when there is wine there is no more whining) is a saying that has been put on T-shirts and other items. The saying has been cited in print since the book…
“Wine is bottled poetry” (“Wine is poetry in a bottle”)
Scottish novelist and poet Robert Louis Stevenson visited Caliornia's Napa Valley and spoke to its wine growers in 1880, resulting in the travel memoir The Silverado Squatters (1883).…