“Wine (noun): The glue holding this shitshow together”
"Alcohol/ Beer/ Bourbon/ Coffee/ Gin/ Liquor/ Red wine/ Tequila/ Vodka/ Wine (noun): The glue holding this shitshow together" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The various…
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“Wine + dinner = winner”
"Wine + dinner = winner" is a wine saying that has been printed on many images. "Wine+dinner= Winner!" was posted on Twitter by Monica Brady on August 28, 2010. "And while…
“Wine consumed as comfort drink is an emotional sup port beverage”
"Meat consumed as comfort food is also an emotional support animal" was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on November 7, 2022. The Showerthought received over 22,000 "up"…
“Wine corks are for quitters”
"Corks are for quitters" (such as when someone corks a wine bottle that is not finished) is a jocular wine saying that has been printed on many images. "Corks are for quitters"…
“Wine flies when you’re having fun”
"Time flies when you're having fun" is an old saying. "Wine flies when you're having fun" is a popular variation that has been printed on many images. "Wine flies…
“Wine improves with age—I improve with wine”
A popular T-shirt saying is "Wine improves with age. I improve with wine.” The saying appears to have been cited in print since 2007. Zazzle.comWine Improves With Age I Improve With Wine…
“Wine in, whine out”
"Wine in, whine out" (that is, when there is wine there is no more whining) is a saying that has been put on T-shirts and other items. The saying has been cited in print since the book…
“Wine is bottled poetry” (“Wine is poetry in a bottle”)
Scottish novelist and poet Robert Louis Stevenson visited Caliornia's Napa Valley and spoke to its wine growers in 1880, resulting in the travel memoir The Silverado Squatters (1883).…
“Wine is cheaper than therapy”
"Wine is cheaper than therapy" is a wine saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter by Allison Bennett on April 21, 2009/ "Ice cream is cheaper…
“Wine is divine”
"Wine is divine" is a wine saying that has been printed on many images. "Wine is divine" was printed in The New Northwest (Portland, OR) on July 31, 1874. "Candy is dandy,…
“Wine is karaoke fuel”
Many people who can't sing look silly performing karaoke, and alcohol can help to fuel this. "Women drink vodka, rum, bourbon, tequila, why is whiskey a big deal? All good karaoke…
“Wine is like a hug in a glass”
"Wine is like a hug in a glass" is a wine saying that has been printed on many images. "Or maybe some wine; that's a hug in a glass" was posted on Twitter on March 29,…
“Wine is the best lip stain”
"Wine is the best lip stain" is a wine saying that has been printed on several images. "Wine is the best lip stain #factsosaurus @FACTSosaurus" was posted on Twitter on December…
“Wine is win with an ‘e’ on the end”
"Wine is win with an 'e' on the end" is a wine saying that has been printed on many images. "Wine is win with an e" was posted on Twitter on August 17, 2011. "Do…
“Wine makes me happy. You, not so much”
"Wine makes me happy. You, not so much" is a wine saying that has been printed on many images. The saying (shown on a T-shirt) was posted on Facebook by Awesome T-Shirts on May 17, 2015.…
“Wine makes Wednesdays wonderful”
"Wine makes Wednesdays wonderful is a one-line saying that has been printed on several images. "Wine Wednesday" is a related term. "Wine Makes Wednesdays Wonderful" was…
“Wine me up and watch me go”
"Wine me up (and watch me go!)" -- a pun on "wind me up" -- is a jocular saying that has been printed on many gift items, such as T-shirts, posters and bumper stickers.…
“Wine Wednesday Rule #21: Drink what makes you happy with friends who make you laugh”
"Drink what makes you happy with friends who make you laugh" is a saying that has been printed on many images "Wine Wednesday Rule #21 DRINK WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY WITH FRIENDS WHO…
“Wine Wednesday: like a little holiday in the middle of the week”
"Wine Wednesday: like a little holiday in the middle of the week" is a Wine Wednesday saying that has been printed on many images. "Wine Wednesday: like a little holiday in the…
“Wine with crackers and cheese is basically just the classy version of beer and nachos”
"Wine with crackers and cheese is basically just the classy version of beer and nachos" was cited on reddit's "Shower Thoughts" on January 2, 2015. The saying was repeated…