“Why do worms taste like chewing gum?”/“Because they’re wrigleys.”
A chewing gum riddle is: Q: Why do worms taste like chewing gum?A: Because they're wrigleys. The pun is on the word "wriggle" and "Wrigley" (a brand of chewing gum). The…
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“Why do writers constantly feel cold?”/“Because they’re surrounded by drafts.”
"I'm a writer. If I seem cold, it's because I'm surrounded by drafts" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. A riddle was posted on BuzzFeed on December…
“Why do you Irish always answer a question with a question?”/“Do we, now?”
New York Irish joke is: New York Governor Franklin Delano Roosevelt (1882-1945): Why do you Irish always answer a question with question?New York City Mayor James J. Walker (1881-1946): Do we. now?…
“Why do your kids go to school in gun-free zones, but Congress goes to work with armed guards?”
"Why do your kids go to school in gun-free zones, but Congress goes to work with armed guards?" was posted on Twitter by Sal the Agorist on May 25, 2022. "Why does Congress goes to…
“Why does a Frenchman have only one egg in his omelet?” (joke)
"Un oeuf" (French for "one egg") sounds like "enough," prompting the pun: Q: Why does a Frenchman have only one egg in his omelet?A: Because one egg is un oeuf. The…
“Why does a round pizza come in a square box?”
"Why does a round piza come in a square box" is a question that has been added to many lists of supposedly unanswerable (or "stupid") questions. A frequently given answer is…
“Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200 and a substantial tax cut save you 30 cents?”
"Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200 and a substantial tax cut save you 30 cents?" is a question that has been printed on several images. The saying is from the book I…
“Why does anyone need an AR-15 rifle?”
Entry in progress -- BP “Don’t ask why I need an AR-15. Ask why an IRS agent needs one,” “It’s the Bill of Rights, not the Bill of Needs” and “Nobody needs an AR15? Nobody needs a…
“Why does beer go through your system so fast?” (joke)
"Why does beer go through your system so fast? Becuase it doesn't have to stop to change color!" is an old joke about the color of beer. It's not known how old the joke is, but…
“Why does California have the most lawyers and NJ the most toxic waste dumps?” (lawyer joke)
A popular old lawyer joke is: Q: "Why does California have the most lawyers and New Jersey the most toxic waste dumps?"A: New Jersey had first choice. The joke has been cited in print…
“Why does cheese look sane?”/“Because everything else on the plate is crackers.”
A cheese riddle is: Q: Why does cheese look sane?A: Because everything else on the plate is crackers. "Why does cheese look sane? Because everyone else on the plate is crackers" was…
“Why does Christmas always come just when the stores are so crowded?”
"Why does Christmas always come just when the stores are so crowded?" is a jocular question about Christmas. "Shame that Christmas comes just when stores are so crowded" was…
“Why does cling wrap stick to everything except what you want it to?”
Many people have noticed that cling wrap (food wrap) sticks to everything except what you want it to cling to. "gah why does cling wrap stick to everything except the pot you're trying to…
“Why does Congress goes to work with armed security, but your kids go to school in gun-free zones?”
"Why do your kids go to school in gun-free zones, but Congress goes to work with armed guards?" was posted on Twitter by Sal the Agorist on May 25, 2022. "Why does Congress goes to…
“Why does cooking take like 5 hours and eating like 3 seconds and washing dishes like 7 days”
"Why does cooking take like six hours and eating like three seconds and washing dishes like seven days and seven nights" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The…
“Why does cooking take like 6 hours and eating like 3 seconds and washing dishes like 7 days”
"Why does cooking take like six hours and eating like three seconds and washing dishes like seven days and seven nights" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The…
“Why does Dr Pepper come in a bottle?” (dirty joke)
Dr Pepper is a carbonated soft drink that was created in the 1880s by Charles Alderton in Waco, Texas. A popular off-color Dr Pepper joke is: Q: Why does Cr Pepper come in a bottle?A: Because his…
“Why does Dr Pepper come in a bottle?” (dirty joke)
Dr Pepper is a carbonated soft drink that was created in the 1880s by Charles Alderton in Waco, Texas. A popular off-color Dr Pepper joke is: Q: Why does Cr Pepper come in a bottle?A: Because his…
“Why does fried duck get golden, crispy and delicious?”/“The mallard reaction.”
The Maillard reaction is the chemical reaction that gives browned food *such as grilled meat) its flavor. "Maillard" has nothing to do with "mallard" (a duck), but there have…
“Why does hamburger have less energy than steak?”/“Because it’s in the ground state.”
A popular science joke involving hamburger (ground beef) is: Q: Why does hamburger have less energy than steak?A: Because it's in the ground state. The joke was told in the newsgroup net.jokes…