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“Thot” (a woman who is sexually promiscuous) sounds like “thought.” There are several math puns about “the thot that counts,” a joke on the saying “it’s the thought that counts.” “A math teacher sleeps with her students?! . we all know that its the thot that counts” was posted on Twitter by “dopamine” on July 31, 2013.

A riddle was posted on Twitter by kennece the menace on December 30, 2013:

Q: What do you call a hoe in math class?
A: A thot that counts.

Wiktionary: thot
Noun
thot (plural thots)
(nonstandard) Alternative form of thought.
Noun
thot (plural thots)
1. (US, derogatory slang) A slut, a woman who is sexually promiscuous.

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dopamine
@nonotwashington
A math teacher sleeps with her students?! . we all know that its the thot that counts.
11:46 PM · Jul 31, 2013·Twitter for iPhone

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Human
@humanfunction
Slutty Math Teacher
It’s the thot that counts
11:20 PM · Nov 28, 2013·Twitter for Android

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back biewold
@Jdawggs
Looking for a girl who can do math? It’s the thot that counts.
12:45 AM · Dec 27, 2013·Twitter for Windows Phone

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kennece the menace
@kennece_
What do you call a hoe in math class? ....
A thot that counts
8:12 PM · Dec 30, 2013·Twitter for iPhone

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InvestGod
@eldivyn
Replying to @moyodre
“@moyodre1: When a known hoe is also good in mathematics - it’s the thot that counts” Wow
10:45 AM · Aug 3, 2014·Twitter for iPhone

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Nick White
@nickblack__
What do u call a prostitute that has a Ph.D in mathematics….......................................................... The Thot that counts
11:05 AM · Sep 15, 2014·Twitter for iPhone

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centiskorch stan account
@deerinahat
never trust someone who likes math
it’s the thot that counts
11:01 PM · Dec 27, 2018·Twitter for iPhone

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Ami Lily @ 🌿 Mistlehoe 🌿
@runDEVINrun
What do u call a hoe that’s good at math?
The Thot that counts
8))))))))))))
9:42 PM · Jan 2, 2019·Twitter for Android

Reddit—Unclejokes
Posted by u/Pengengpiso March 3, 2019
Why is the prostitute good with math?
Because it’s the thot that counts.

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/auinthepnw October 19, 2019
What do you call a hooker who does math?
The thot that counts.

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/JimmyDonaldson December 26, 2019
Have you heard of the prostitute with a degree in mathematics?
It’s the thot that counts.

“Why is the prostitute good with math?”/“Because it’s the thot that counts.”