A popular scarecrow pun is: Q: Why did the scarecrow win a promotion?A: Because he was outstanding in his field. "Why did the scarecrow get a Nobel Prize? Because he was outstanding in his…
“You can’t eat just one” ("Betcha can’t eat just one") is a popular slogan for Lay's potato chips. A riddle is: Q: Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying…
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A skeleton version is: Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To…
"Question: Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue? Answer: He needed some spare ribs!" This joke (cited in print since at least 2000) has appeared in many joke books, especially…
A riddle about the Master's degree is: Q: Why did the slave go to college?A: So he could pick up his Master's degree. The joke was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on June 18, 2017. Reddit --…
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A snail version is: Q: Why did the snail cross the road?A: I…
A snowman riddle has been printed on many images. Q: Why did the snowman pull down his pants?A: Because he heard/saw the snowblower coming. "Why did the snowman pull down his pants? He was…
A snowman riddle has been printed on many images. Q: Why did the snowman pull down his pants?A: Because he heard/saw the snowblower coming. "Why did the snowman pull down his pants? He was…
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A sex version (NSFW) is: Q: Why did the sperm cross the road?A:…
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A spy version is: Q: Why did the spy cross the road?A: Because he was…
A stand-up comedian has to have a good "delivery." Several "delivery" jokes involve pizza delivery, postal delivery and an obstetrician's baby "delivery."…
The French have been the subject of many jokes about military surrender and have even been called "cheese-eating surrender monkeys." The French gave New York City the Statue of Liberty,…
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. There are several versions that involve a stoner. "Q. Why did…
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. There are several versions that involve a stoner. "Q. Why did…
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. There are several versions that involve a stoner. "Q. Why did…
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. There are several versions that involve a stoner. "Q. Why did…
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. There are several versions that involve a stoner. "Q. Why did…
A pot brownie riddle is: Q: Why did the stoner put laxatives in the pot/weed brownies?A: For shits and giggles. "I think halal vendors put laxatives in the food for shits and giggles" was…
A strawberry riddle is: Q: Why did the strawberry cross the road?A: Because his mother was in a jam. The joke has been cited in print since at least 1995 and has been printed on images. 10 July…
A traffic "jam" riddle is: Q: Why did the strawberry cross the road?A: Because his mother was in a jam. The joke has been cited in print since at least 1995 and has been printed on…