“Why did the traffic light turn red?” (joke)
Traffic lights have been the subject of a few jokes. This joke was cited in 1929: "What makes the traffic light turn red?""Maybe they're blushing to think how green they've…
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“Why did the Tupperware lady escape from jail?”/“Because they couldn’t container.”
A Tupperware riddle is: Q: Why did the Tupperware lady escape from jail?A: Because they couldn’t container. "Container" sounds like "contain her." The riddle became popular in…
“Why did the turkey cross the road?”/“It was the chicken’s day off.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. Turkey versions have been popular, especially around Thanksgiving.…
“Why did the turkey cross the road?”/“To get to the other sides.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A turkey version is: Q: Why did the turkey cross the road/table?A: To…
“Why did the turkey cross the table?”/“To get to the other sides.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A turkey version is: Q: Why did the turkey cross the road/table?A: To…
“Why did the turtle cross the road?”/“To get to the Shell station.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A turtle version has been printed on several images: Q: Why did the…
“Why did the TV cross the road?”/“Because it wanted to be a flat screen.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A television variation is: Q: Why did the TV cross the road?A:…
“Why did the vampire flunk art class?”/“He could only draw blood.”
A vampire riddle is: Q: Why did the vampire (Dracula) flunk art class?A: He could only draw blood. The joke has been cited in print since at least 1997. Google BooksWorld's Silliest JokesBy…
“Why did the vampire subscribe to the Wall Street Journal?”/“He heard it had great circulation.”
The Wall Street Journal has the largest circulation of any United States newspaper. A popular Halloween riddle is: Q: Why did the vampire subscribe to The Wall Street Journal?A: He heard it had…
“Why did the vampire subscribe to the Wall Street Journal?”/“He heard it had great circulation.”
The Wall Street Journal has the largest circulation of any United States newspaper. A popular Halloween riddle is: Q: Why did the vampire subscribe to The Wall Street Journal?A: He heard it had…
“Why did the vegan cross the road?” (joke)
There have been several "vegan" versions of the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" joke. One version was printed in 2002 newspapers: Q: Why did the vegan cross the…
“Why did the vegan cross the road?” (joke)
There have been several "vegan" versions of the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" joke. One version was printed in 2002 newspapers: Q: Why did the vegan cross the…
“Why did the vegan meat cross the road?”/“To prove it wasn’t chicken.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A mock meat version is: Q: Why did the vegan meat cross the road?A:…
“Why did the vegan meat cross the road?”/“To prove it wasn’t chicken.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A mock meat version is: Q: Why did the vegan meat cross the road?A:…
“Why did the vegetable never meet his father?”/“Because he had a dead beet dad.”
A riddle was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on November 5, 2020: Q: Why did the vegetable never meet his father?A: Because he had a dead beet dad. "Dead beet dad" is a pun on "deadbeat…
“Why did the vegetable thief wet his pants?”/“Because he took a leek!”
Wikipedia: LeekThe leek is a vegetable, a cultivar of Allium ampeloprasum, the broadleaf wild leek. The edible part of the plant is a bundle of leaf sheaths that is sometimes erroneously called a…
“Why did the vindictive chicken cross the road?”/“Because the road crossed her first.”
“Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side” is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A rubber chicken version is: Q: Why did the vindictive chicken cross the…
“Why did the vulture cross the road?”/“Because the chicken didn’t make it.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A vulture version has been cited in print since at least 1999: Q: Why…
“Why did the vulture cross the road?”/“For a fowl reason.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A vulture version has been cited in print since at least 1999: Q: Why…
“Why did the WASP cross the road?”/“To get to the middle.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A WASP (White Anglo-Saxon Protestant) version is: Q: Why did the WASP…