"While I was running today, I heard someone clapping. Then I realized it was just my thighs cheering me on" is a jocular running saying that has been printed on many images. The saying…
"Numb" and "number" are two very different words, but there are math jokes. "Most puns make me numb while math puns make me number. hehehehehe" was posted on Twitter…
A math joke was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on January 13, 2023: "Last night, while my wife was asleep I decided to write algebraic terms all over her. You should have seen the expression on…
"Where there's tea, there's hope" is a saying that has been printed on any gift items, such as T-shirts, posters and cups. The original saying -- "while there is tea, there…
There's a joke about the best bar in a big city (usually New York), as one person tells another. When you walk in, you're handed a free drink! Then, they take you in the back and you get…
"Is the glass half empty or half full?" is a classic question, and a jocular message has been printed on many images: Dear Optimist, Pessimist, and Realist,While you were arguing about…
"Got herbs in my eyes cooking last nite, now I'm parsley sighted" was posted on Twitter on March 4, 2011. "Whilst preparing dinner last night I accidentally got some herbs in my…
"Quitters/Whiners make excuses. Winners make coffee" Is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Quitters make excuses. Winners make coffee" (shown on an image,…
"Whipped cream" has nothing to do with BDSM, but there are jokes. "Whipped cream comes from cows that are into bdsm" was posted on Twitter by whiny teenager on May 20, 2012.…
"Whipped cream" has nothing to do with BDSM, but there are jokes. "Whipped cream comes from cows that are into bdsm" was posted on Twitter by whiny teenager on May 20, 2012.…
"Whipped cream" has nothing to do with BDSM, but there are jokes. "Whipped cream comes from cows that are into bdsm" was posted on Twitter by whiny teenager on May 20, 2012.…
"Beer/ Bourbon/ Gin and Tonic/ Tequila/ Whiskey -- magic (brown) water for fun people" are sayings that have been printed on many images. "Bourbon Magic Brown Water for Fun…
Lettuce has been recalled for E-coli. "Bourbon/Vodka/Whiskey/Wine has never been recalled for E-coli" has been printed on many images. "Wild Turkey Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey…
"Whiskey helps me appreciate the little/small/smaller things in life, like shot glasses" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Whiskey" is sometimes…
"Whiskey helps me appreciate the little/small/smaller things in life, like shot glasses" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Whiskey" is sometimes…
"Whiskey helps me appreciate the little/small/smaller things in life, like shot glasses" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Whiskey" is sometimes…
"Scotch/Whiskey/Whisky is a brilliant invention. One double and you start feeling single again" is a jocular drinking saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown,…
"Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold" is a jocular line that has been credited to American singer and actor Jerry Vale (1930-2014) since 1972,…
"Water is just beer/bourbon/coffee/tea/whiskey that hasn't reached its full potential" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "{Life Says} Water is just beer…
Many people who can't sing look silly performing karaoke, and alcohol can help to fuel this. "Women drink vodka, rum, bourbon, tequila, why is whiskey a big deal? All good karaoke…