“Where do toilets come from?”/“They grow on toiletries.”
"Toiletry" is not "toilet tree" and "lavatory" is not "lavatree," but there are jokes. "Clara: 'where does toilet paper come from?' Me:…
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“Where do turkeys go to dance?”/“The Butterball.”
A riddle about Butterball turkeys is: Q: Where do turkeys go to dance?A: The Butterball. The joke has been cited in print since at least 2008. Wikipedia: ButterballButterball is a brand of turkey…
“Where do TVs go on vacation?”/“To remote islands.”
A television riddle is: Q: Where do TVs go on vacation?A: To remote islands. The joke was posted to the newsgroup alt.humor.puns on August 15, 2003. Google Groups: alt.humor.punsPuns of the Weak:…
“Where do vampires learn to suck blood?”/“Law school.”
A vampire riddle is: Q: Where do vampires learn to suck blood?A: Law school. The lawyer joke was posted on the newsgroup alt.prisons on September 28, 1997, and has been printed on several images.…
“Where do vegetarians go on holiday?”/“Quornwall.”
"Quornwall" is a jocular portmanteau word that combines "Quorn" (a meat substitute popular in the UK) and "Cornwall" (a county in the UK). "I also spelt…
“Where do wasps go for lunch?”/“A bee-stro.”
A "bistro" doesn't necessarily have "bees" (or wasps), but there are jokes. "Where do wasps go for lunch? A bee-stro!" was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on June…
“Where do water droplets go to settle arguments?”/“The Supreme Quart.”
"Supreme Court" is different from "supreme quart," but there are jokes. "The ultimate liquid measure is the supreme quart. (Pun of the Day)" was posted on the…
“Where do werewolves stay when they’re on vacation?”/“At the Howl-iday Inn.”
"Howliday Inn" (1982), a juvenile novel by James Howe, is a portmanteau of the word "howl" and the hotel chain "Holiday Inn." "Q. What is a werewolf's…
“Where do you find a down-and-out octopus?”/“On squid row.”
"On squid row" is a pun on the expression "on skid row." "What happens to a guy who drinks like a fish? He winds up on squid row" was printed in a 1981 joke book.…
“Where do you find eggs in a supermarket?”/“In exile (eggs aisle).”
"Exile" sounds like "eggs aisle," and there are jokes. "Eggs Aisle" is track 10 on Live from Space (2013), the first and only live album by American rapper Mac Miller…
“Where do you find stewed tomatoes?”/“Try the salad bar.”
People get "stewed" (drunk) at a bar. There's a pun: Shopper: I'm looking for stewed tomatoes. Clerk: Try the salad bar. The joke has been cited in print since at least 2008.…
“Where do you go to get help with a cheese addiction?”/“Briehab.”
"Briehab" (brie + rehab) is where someone might go who is addicted to cheese. Brie is a soft cow's-milk cheese. "Fake Word Of the Day: Briehab" was posted on Twitter by…
“Where do you go to weigh a pie?”/“Somewhere over the rainbow.”
"Over the Rainbow" is a famous song in the movie The Wizard of Oz (1939). The lyric "Somewhere over the rainbow, way up high" has famous misheard lyrics (a
“Where do you park a camel?”/“In a Camelot.”
A camel riddle is: Q: Where do you park a camel?A: In a Camelot. The joke has been cited in print since at least 1965. Newspapers.com31 March 1965, The Austin News (Chicago, IL), "Just One…
“Where do you put illegal cheese?”/“Solid dairy confinement.”
"Solitary confinement" shouldn't be confused with "solid dairy confinement," but there are jokes. "Where do you put illegal cheese? Solid dairy confinement!" was…
“Where do you see yourself in five years?”/“Probably in a mirror.”
"Where do you see yourself in 5-10 years?" is a common job interview question. The interviewer wants to know about the job applicant's general career plans. "Where do I see…
“Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peak-a-boo accident?”/“To the I.C.U.”
"ICU" (Intensive Care Unit) sounds like "I see you." "Where do Peek-a-boo patients go? The ICU" was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on October 24, 2014. "Where do you…
“Where does a coffee maker go when it dies?”/“Percolatory.”
"Percolatory" (percolate + circulatory system) refers to drinking a lot of caffeine. "Good morning, nurse, I'll take the IV to my percolatory system now. #TeamCoffee" was…
“Where does a dad keep all his jokes?”/“In the dadabase.”
A popular dad joke is: Q: Where does a dad keep all his jokes?A: In the dadabase. "Where do dads go to get there dad jokes? ... The dadabase" was posted on Twitter on April 18, 2016.…
“Where does a gorilla play baseball?”/“In the bush leagues.”
The "bush leagues" in baseball don't necessarily have bushes, but there's a riddle: Q: Where does a gorilla play baseball?A: In the bush leagues. The joke has been cited in…