“Who do Texan Muslims worship?”/“Y’allah.” (y’all + Allah)

“Y’allah” is a portmanteau word of ‘y’all” (“you all”) and “Allah” (the Arabic word for “God”). “In N.Texas there are schools that are beginning to implement #Arabic as a requirement in their classrooms. I guess Y’all is close to Yallah?” was posted on Twitter on February 8, 2011. “I’m in Texas Y’all! Sorry I meant I’m in Texas Yallah! #Hot #SaudiAmerica” was posted on Twitter on October 26, 2013.
 
A riddle was posted on Reddit—Dad Jokes on April 16, 2018:
 
Q: Who do Texan Muslims worship?
A: Y’allah.
 
“Where do Norse Texans go when they die?”/“Y’allhalla” (y’all + Valhalla) is another “y’all” portmanteau joke.
 
       
Twitter 
Booster Stage
@Booster_Stage
Conjugating the Texas “y’all”: “yallr”, “yalls”, “yalla”, “yallkn”, “aryall”, “weryall”, and my favorite “howeryalldoon”
6:24 PM - 1 Oct 2008
 
Twitter     
Hamoody Jaafar
@Hamoody_Jaafar
In N.Texas there are schools that are beginning to implement #Arabic as a requirement in their classrooms. I guess Y’all is close to Yallah?
11:56 AM - 8 Feb 2011
 
Twitter
Saad Haroon
@SaadHaroonSays
I’m in Texas Y’all! Sorry I meant I’m in Texas Yallah! #Hot #SaudiAmerica
3:45 PM - 26 Oct 2013
 
Twitter
Mestiza Muslima
@chipko13
Video: Yallah abuelos!!! 😂😂😂😂 (at San Antonio, Texas) http://tmblr.co/ZJa7Mn1wfk-0F
2:29 PM - 22 Oct 2015
 
Twitter
meezie
@minjunnies
chanyeol in texas: chan’yall
chanyeol in the middle east: chan’yallah https://twitter.com/JONGINSHALLAH/status/697841714099331072 …
1:00 PM - 11 Feb 2016
   
Twitter
Mia K.
@miakhalifa
I’m smoking a hookah, and eating a kebab lunch, outside, in December, in Texas. Yalla, y’all!
1:41 PM - 20 Dec 2017
 
Reddit—Dad Jokes
Who do Texan Muslims worship? (self.dadjokes)
submitted April 16, 2018 by RHS_Aidan
Y’allah