“Where do musical frogs perform?”/“At the hopera house.”
Frogs allegedly like the opera, or rather, "hopera" ("hop" + "opera"). "Where do musical frogs perform? The hopera house haha!!" was posted on X/Twitter by…
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“Where do naughty rainbows go?”/“Prism.”
A rainbow riddle is: Q: Where do naughty rainbows go?A: Prism. "Prism" sounds like "prison." "Where do rainbows go when they break the law? Prism. #iamthefunniest" was…
“Where do Norse Texans go when they die?”/“Y’allhalla.” (y’all + Valhalla)
"Y'allhalla" is a portmanteau word of 'y'all" ("you all") and "Valhalla" (a place in Norse mythology). "Y'allHalla" was posted on…
“Where do pianists go for vacation?”/“The Florida Keys.”
The Florida Keys aren't piano keys, but there's a riddle: Q: Where do pianists go for vacation?Q: The Florida Keys. The joke has been cited in print since at least 2005. Wikipedia:…
“Where do pianists go for vacation?”/“The Florida Keys.”
The Florida Keys aren't piano keys, but there's a riddle: Q: Where do pianists go for vacation?Q: The Florida Keys. The joke has been cited in print since at least 2005. Wikipedia:…
“Where do pirates go to play games?”/“The Arrrrrrr-cade!”
A pirate riddle is: Q: Where do pirates go to play games?A: The Arrrrrrr-cade! That is, to the "arcade," but pirates like to say "Arrrr!" The riddle has been cited in print…
“Where do pirates rent properties?”/“Arrrgh-bnb.”
A pirate riddle is: Q: Where do pirates rent properties?A: Arrrgh-bnb. The joke is how pirates pronounce Airbnb. The riddle was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on November 27, 2021. Think and Laugh…
“Where do politicians come from?”/“When a clown and a serial killer love each other very much…”
A joke about politicians has been shown on images depicting a conversation between a mother and a child: Child: Mommy, where do politicians come from?Mother: Well, sweetie... when a clown and a…
“Where do poor meatballs live?”/“In the spaghetto.”
A popular joke about spaghetti and meatballs is: Q: Where do poor meatballs live?A: In the spaghetto. The joke was cited on Twitter on October 31, 2012 and went viral in January 2013. TwitterSamuel…
“Where do porn stars go to college?”/“Fuck U.”
A school riddle is: Q: Where do porn stars go to school?A: F. U. (Fuck U.) The "U" usually stands for "university," but here means "you." "Where do Porn stars go…
“Where do pornstars go to school?”/“F. U.”
A school riddle is: Q: Where do porn stars go to school?A: F. U. (Fuck U.) The "U" usually stands for "university," but here means "you." "Where do Porn stars go…
“Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes?”/“In a pellet court.”
"Appellate court" sounds like "a pellet court." "Physicians should always take their legal business to a pellet court" is a pun that was cited in print in May 1888.…
“Where do religious school children practice sports?”/“In the prayground.”
A school riddle is: Q: Where do religious school children practice sports?A: In the prayground. The "playground"/"prayground" pun has been cited in print since at least 2005. 11…
“Where do Russians buy their coffee from?”/“Tsarbucks.”
"Tsarbucks" (tsar + Starbucks) is a jocular name for a Russian coffeehouse. "Coffee shop revolution for Russia as first 'Tsarbucks' nears" was posted on Twitter by…
“Where do Russians get their milk?”/“From Mos-cows.”
A milk riddle has been cited in print since at least 2004: Q: Where do Russians get their milk?A: From Mos-cows. A different wording to the riddle was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on September 1,…
“Where do sensitive middle class dinosaurs send their kids?”/“Montessaurus school.”
Some Montessori school jokes involve a dinosaur called the "Montessaurus." "My friends want to send their kid to a Montessaurus school. Hey, the more children know about dinosaurs,…
“Where do shellfish go to borrow money?”/“The prawn broker.”
"Prawn" sounds to some like "pawn." A riddle has been cited in print since at least 2001: Q: Where do shellfish go to borrow money?A: The prawn broker. “How could the dolphin…
“Where do smart hot dogs end up?”/“On honor rolls.”
A popular hot dog pun is: Q: Where do smart hot dogs end up?A: On honor rolls. The joke has been cited in print since at least 1996. Google BooksThe Little Giant Book of RiddlesBy Joseph…
“Where do snowmen go to dance?”/“To a snowball.”
A snow riddle has been cited in print since at least 1980 and 1988: Q: Where do snowmen go to dance?A: To a snowball. A slightly different version of the riddle was posted on Twitter on December…
“Where do snowmen keep their money?”/“In snow banks.”
A popular winter joke for children is: Q: Where do Eskimos/snowmen keep their money?A: In snow banks. Versions of the joke have been cited in print since at least 1958. Google BooksDecember 1958,…