“We put an awful lot of trust in coffee cup handles”
If a coffee cup handle breaks, then hot coffee is spilled on the person holding it. "We put an awful lot of trust in coffee cup handles" was posted on Twitter by Deflated Dodgeball™ on…
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“We really used to print out 4 pages from MapQuest and travel like pirates”
"We really used to print out 4 pages from MapQuest and travel like pirates" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many drivers now use GPS. "Me: 'What did we do…
“We reject the belief that we must be defenseless in order for you to feel safe”
"I REJECT THE BELIEF THAT I MUST BE DEFENSELESS IN ORDER FOR YOU TO FEEL SAFE (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by Make Michigan Great Again on September 13, 2022. The post received…
“We repair what your husband fixed” (repair company slogan)
"We repair what your husband fixed" is a jocular slogan for many repair companies that has been printed on many images. The saying means that the husband really did not fix the problem.…
“We run on coffee and dreams”
"i run on coffee and dreams" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. The saying became popular in 2024. "i run on coffee and dreams" was posted on X/Twitter by…
“We salt margaritas, not roads”
A margarita cocktail is often served in a glass with a salted rim. A cold climate area might use salt on sidewalks and roads to prevent icing. "We salt margaritas, not sidewalks" (or…
“We salt margaritas, not sidewalks”
A margarita cocktail is often served in a glass with a salted rim. A cold climate area might use salt on sidewalks and roads to prevent icing. "We salt margaritas, not sidewalks" (or…
“We serve soup to nuts” (restaurant joke)
"From soup to nuts" is an old expression meaning everything, from beginning (soup) to end (nuts). "Nuts," however, is also slang for "crazy," prompting this 1935 joke:…
“We shape our buildings, and afterwards our buildings shape us”
British Prime Minister Winston Churchill (1874-1965) said in October 1943 about plans to rebuild the bomb-shattered House of Parliament: "We shape our buildings and afterwards our buildings…
“We should all be allowed to commit a crime since we’ve technically already served the time”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in quarantines. Maybe people felt as if they were under house arrest. "When isolation is over, we should all be allowed to commit one (1) crime…
“We should be able to call in healthy…”
People can call in sick to request a day off work, but how about calling in healthy? This was posted on Facebook by Patrick Dominique on September 8, 2023: "We should be able to call in…
“We should dolphinately scale back on the fish puns”
"We should dolphinately/dolphinitely scale back on the fish puns" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. "We should dolphinitely scale back on the fish…
“We should dolphinitely scale back on the fish puns”
"We should dolphinately/dolphinitely scale back on the fish puns" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. "We should dolphinitely scale back on the fish…
“We should legalize cannabis in all 50 states, use the taxes to repair roads & highways & call it Operation Pot Hole”
"We should legalize cannabis in all 50 states, use the taxes to repair roads & highways & call it Operation Pot Hole" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.…
“We should legalize marijuana in every state and use the revenue to fix all the highways and roads. We’ll call it Operation Pot Hole”
"We should legalize cannabis in all 50 states, use the taxes to repair roads & highways & call it Operation Pot Hole" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.…
“We should’ve seen communism’s failure. In retrospect, there were a lot of red flags”
A "red flag" is a metaphor for a problem. A red flag is also a symbol of Communism. A joke was posted on reddit on December 4, 2014: We should've known about the failure of…
“We squint at the sun because it is bright. We squint at people because they are not”
"We squint at the sun because it's bright. We squint at people because they're not" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "We squint at the sun because…
“We squint at the sun because it’s bright. We squint at people because they aren’t”
"We squint at the sun because it's bright. We squint at people because they're not" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "We squint at the sun because…
“We squint at the sun because it’s bright. We squint at people because they’re not”
"We squint at the sun because it's bright. We squint at people because they're not" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "We squint at the sun because…
“We swim because we are too sexy for a sport that requires clothes”
"I swim because I'm too sexy for a sport that requires clothes" (or "We swim because we are too sexy for a sport that requires clothes") is a swimming saying that has been…