“What’s the hardest part about skateboarding?”/“Telling your parents you’re gay.”
The American crime drama television series The Sopranos, on the episode "Cold Stones" that aired on May 21, 2006, contained this line: "What's the hardest thing about…
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“What’s the hardest part of making a vegan pizza?”/“Skinning the vegan.”
A joke about vegans was posted on Reddit on December 1, 2016: "What's the hardest part of making a vegan pizza? Skinning the vegan." “Are Girl Scout cookies made from real Girl…
“What’s the hardest thing about skydiving?”/“The ground.”
A riddle about the sport of skydiving is: Q: What's the hardest thing about skydiving?A: The ground The riddle was posted to the newsgroup rec.skydiving on February 23, 1998. Google Groups:…
“What’s the hardest thing to sell to a ghost?”/“Life insurance.”
A ghost riddle is: Q: What's the hardest thing to sell to a ghost? A: Life insurance. The life insurance joke has been cited in print since at least 1992. Google Books102 Haunted House JokesBy…
“What’s the heaviest soup in the world?”/“Wonton soup.”
A "wonton" dumpling sounds like "one ton," and there's a riddle: Q: What's the heaviest soup in the world?A: Wonton soup. "In 1411, the heaviest soup ever made…
“What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?”/“The turkey.”
A popular riddle about Thanksgiving dinner is: Q: What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?A: The turkey. The riddle was posted to the newsgroup alt.humor.puns on November 25, 1999.…
“What’s the kindest vegetable?”/“A sweet potato.”
A popular food riddle is: "What's the kindest vegetable?""A sweet potato." The sweet potato riddle has been cited in print since at least 2006. Wikipedia: Sweet potatoThe…
“What’s the last thing that goes through a fly’s mind when it hits a windshield?” (riddle)
Bugs hit windshields, and there's a riddle about it: Q: What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a windshield?A: His ass. The joke has been cited in print…
“What’s the last thing the drummer said before getting kicked out of the band?” (joke)
A popular (unflattering) joke about drummers is: Q: What was the last thing the drummer said before getting kicked out of the band?A: Let's try one of my songs. The joke has been cited in…
“What’s the least diverse profession in the country?”/“Chief diversity officer.”
A Chief Diversity Officer (CDO) has been called the least diverse position in organizations. A CDO, for example, is almost never a white heterosexual male. "Least diverse job ever? Diversity…
“What’s the longest piece of furniture in the school?”/“The multiplication table.”
A school riddle is: Q: What's the longest piece of furniture in the school?A: The multiplication table. The joke has been cited in print since at least 1957. Google BooksThe Year-Round Party…
“What’s the loudest pet?”/“A trumpet.”
A trumpet riddle is: Q: What's the loudest pet?A: A trumpet. The joke was printed in the book Over 1500 Fantastic Jokes (2002) by Guy Campbell and Mark Devins. Google Books Over 1500 Fantastic…
“What’s the main difference between a duck and George Washington?” (riddle)
George Washington (1732-1799) is on the U.S. one dollar bill. This riddle by comedian Jay Leno was printed in his book Jay Leno's How to Be the Funniest Kid in the Whole Wide World (2005) and…
“What’s the main religion of most ghosts?”/“Boo dism.”
A religion riddle is: Q: What's the main religion of most ghosts?A: Boo dism. Forms of the pun on "Buddhism" have been cited in print since at least 2004. Wikipedia: BuddhismBuddhism…
“What’s the mortician’s favorite workout?”/“Deadlift.”
"Deadlifting" does not involve dead bodies, but there are mortician jokes. "Marshall White on WSM is a mortician! I bet he's good at the deadlift! boom boom" was posted on…
“What’s the most dishonest berry?”/“A LIEberry.”
There isn't a "berry" in the word "library," but it sometimes sounds like that. "Why is it called a liberry when it isn't even a berry?" was posted on…
“What’s the most expensive video-streaming service at this time?”/“University.”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic caused many colleges to switch to remote learning. A riddle was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on October 7, 2020: Q: What is the most expensive video-streaming…
“What’s the most heartbreaking herb?”/“Bae leaves.”
A "bay leaf" has nothing to do with a "bae," but there are jokes. "Q: What's the most heartbreaking herb? A: Bae leaves" was posted on Twitter by Normal Kane on…
“What’s the most musical part of a turkey?”/“The drumstick.”
A turkey riddle is: Q: What's the most musical part of a turkey?A.: The drumstick. The riddle has been cited in print since at least 1998. Google Groups: alt.teens.penpalsA Question I have…
“What’s the most musical part of a turkey?”/“The drumstick.”
A turkey riddle is: Q: What's the most musical part of a turkey?A.: The drumstick. The riddle has been cited in print since at least 1998. Google Groups: alt.teens.penpalsA Question I have…