“What’s the difference between being tired and exhausted?”
Some mock Chinese proverbs (supposedly of the ancient Chinese philosopher Confucius) have been published since at least 1996: ConFuSciouS SayS:"man who run in front of car get…
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“What’s the difference between bigfoot and lettuce?”/“One is a funny beast…”
"Funny beast" and "bunny feast" are included in several jokes. "Q: What is the difference between a unicorn and a large lettuce? A: One is a funny beast and the other is a…
“What’s the difference between boogers and broccoli?”/“Kids won’t eat broccoli.”
Children hate certain foods. A popular joke is: Q: What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?A: Kids won't eat broccoli. "What's the difference between Brussels sprouts…
“What’s the difference between communism & a pencil?”/“The pencil works on things other than paper.”
It's sometimes said that communism works on paper, but not in reality. A riddle was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on December 10, 2015: Q: What's the similarity between communism and a…
“What’s the difference between Coors beer and a clitoris?” (NFSW riddle)
A NFSW riddle was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on August 23, 2014: Q: What is the difference between Coors beer and a clitoris?A: A clitoris only tastes like piss for a second. The joke has been told…
“What’s the difference between COVID and a Karen?” (NSFW joke)
A NSFW riddle about the 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic was posted on Reddit -- 3amjokes on April 19, 2020: Q: What's the difference between COVID and a Karen?A: One's a contagion, the…
“What’s the difference between COVID-19 and your mom?” (NSFW joke)
A coronavirus riddle (NSFW) was posted on Reddit -- 3amjokes on March 19, 2020: Q: What's the difference between COVID-19 and your mom?A: COVID-19 doesn't spread as fast. Wikipedia:…
“What’s the difference between EA and North Korea?” (gaming joke)
Electronic Arts Inc. (EA) is an American video game company, and many gamers have criticized its product launches. A joke was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on August 18, 2017: Q: What's the…
“What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? (soccer joke)
A popular joke at the 2010 World Cup, after England's football (called "soccer" in the United States) team lost, was: "What's the difference between the England team and a…
“What’s the difference between God and a federal court judge?” (joke)
A popular joke is told about a person (or a person in a particular profession) with a high opinion of himself or herself. The following joke about doctors was told in 1995: "The difference…
“What’s the difference between Gordon Ramsay’s favorite dish and a slow running computer?” (riddle)
"As I feasted at our company end-of-year dinner, I reflected on my underpowered computer, noting that for dinner I was having rack of lamb, but at work I had a lack of RAM. (Mark…
“What’s the difference between jam and jelly?”/“You can’t get stuck in a traffic jelly.”
A riddle was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on May 11, 2020: Q: What's the difference between jam and jelly?A: I ain't never been caught in a traffic jelly. There usually is no such thing as…
“What’s the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels?” (joke)
American actor John Wayne (1907-1979) was famous for his portrayals of cowboys. Jack Daniel's is a brand of Tennessee whiskey. A popular (sometimes politically incorrect) joke is: Q:…
“What’s the difference between male spaghetti and female spaghetti?”/“Meatballs.”
A spaghetti riddle is: Q: What's the difference between male spaghetti and female spaghetti?A: Meatballs. "What do female spaghetti enjoy? Meatballs" was posted on Twitter on January…
“What’s the difference between men and pigs?”/“Pigs don’t turn into men when they drink.”
A drinking riddle is: Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink. The joke was posted on the newsgroup rec.humor on November 15, 1994. Google…
“What’s the difference between Middle Earth and New York City?”/“Two towers.”
Jokes about the September 11, 2001 terrorist attacks on New York City's World Trade Center are numerous, although not politically correct. One riddle is: Q: What's the difference between…
“What’s the difference between musicians and government bonds?” (joke)
It's an old joke that musicians and other entertainers usually don't make much money: Q: What's the difference between musicians and government bonds?A: Government bonds will…
“What’s the difference between new age and pagan?” (joke)
A joke about new age and pagan (music and other things) is: Q: What's the difference between new age and pagan?A: About $500 a weekend. That is, it's essentially the same stuff, but…
“What’s the difference between one yard and two yards?”/“A fence.”
"Yard" can mean a unit of length equal to three feet, and it can also mean the property surrounding one's house. A riddle is: Q: What's the difference between one yard and two…
“What’s the difference between p—and parsley?”/“Nobody eats parsley.”
Parsley is often used as a decoration on a plate, and not to be eaten. A popular off-color joke is: Q: What's the difference between parsley and pussy?A: Nobody eats parsley. The joke has been…