“What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?” (joke)
An old burlesque gag is: "Q. What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? A. You can roast beef (but you can't pee soup)." The joke is also given as: "Q.…
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“What’s the difference between rotten lettuce and a depressing song?” (riddle)
"Bad salad" and "sad ballad" is a spoonerism. "GAYLORD CARTER, in his Grin, Sing and Bear It (if you can) Club, at Don Lee's yesterday morning, after a beautiful…
“What’s the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?”/“Snowballs.”
A snow riddle is: Q: What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?A: Snowballs. The riddle was printed in a 1975 newspaper and a 1981 book. Other snowball riddles include “What do you…
“What’s the difference between socialism and democratic socialism?” (meme)
Two similar memes about democratic socialism have been printed on many images. The following meme was posted by The Atlas Society on Twitter and Facebook on February 12, 2019: "Teacher:…
“What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the normal alphabet?” (riddle)
"Noel" sounds like "no L." A joke about the "Christmas alphabet" having "no L" has been cited in print to at least 1951. The riddle form is: Q: What's…
“What’s the difference between the circus and the Rockettes?” (joke)
The Rockettes dance company is known for performances at Manhattan's Radio City Music Hall. A Rockettes trademark is a chorus line of eye-high leg-kicking performers. A popular dirty joke…
“What’s the difference between the Pope and your boss?”/“The Pope only makes you kiss his ring.”
A popular workplace joke is: Q: What's the difference between the Pope and your boss?A: The Pope only expects you to kiss his ring. That is, your boss wants you to kiss his ass. The joke has…
“What’s the difference between the Titanic and Al Qaeda?”/“Al Qaeda made it to New York.”
Jokes about the September 11, 2001 terrorist attacks on New York City's World Trade Center are numerous, although not politically correct. One riddle is: Q: What's the difference between…
“What’s the difference between unlawful and illegal?” (joke)
A popular joke about legal definitions is: Q: What's the difference between "unlawful" and "illegal"?A: "Unlawful" means "against the law."…
“What’s the difference between USA and USB?” (joke)
A popular computer riddle is: Q: What's the difference between USA and USB?A: One connects to all of your devices and accesses the data, and the other is a hardware standard. The joke was…
“What’s the difference between vaccine papers and a yellow star?”/“82 years.”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in some vaccine mandates, where people were required to show proof of vaccination (sometimes on paper and sometimes on a smart phone). It reminded many…
“What’s the difference between virgin olive oil and regular olive oil?” (NSFW joke)
What's the difference between virgin olive oil and regular olive oil? A NSFW joke provides an answer. The comic character of "Olive Oyl" was the girlfriend of the sailor character…
“What’s the difference between you and a calendar?”/“A calendar has a date on Valentine’s Day.”
A Valentine's Day riddle is: Q: What's the difference between you and a calendar?A: A calendar has a date on Valentine's Day. "What's the difference between you and a…
“What’s the fanciest kind of cheese?”/“Guccis.”
"Guccis" (a luxury Italian fashion brand) shouldn't be confused with "blue cheese" or "goat cheese," but there are jokes. "Person 1: blue jeans. Person 2…
“What’s the fastest fast food?”/“Lamb-burger-inis.”
A fast food riddle is: Q: What's the fastest fast food?A: Lamb-burger-inis. The fast food joke was posted on the website PunGents on March 26, 2015. Wikipedia: LamborghiniAutomobili…
“What’s the fastest vegetable?”/“A runner bean.”
A "runner bean" isn't necessarily athletic, but there's a riddle: Q: What is the fastest vegetable?A: The runner bean! The joke has been cited in print since at least 1972.…
“What’s the fastest way to the hospital?”/“Just say something bad about Texas!” (joke)
Don't say something bad about Texas to a Texan. There's a joke that this is "the fastest way to get to the hospital." 30 June 1954, Mexia (TX) Daily News, "The Way It Seems…
“What’s the fastest way to transfer money?”/“Get married.”
What's the fastest way to transfer money? "Electronic Banking is a fast way to transfer money. Marriage is an even faster way" was posted on Twitter on April 17, 2009. "2nd…
“What’s the funniest bunch of fruit?”/“A pun-net of strawberries.”
A "punnet" is a small box for fruits and vegetables. The word sounds like it's a "pun net" or "net of puns." This riddle was posted on the website Pun of the Day…
“What’s the greatest cheese of all time?”/“GOAT cheese.”
A goat cheese riddle is: Q: What's the greatest cheese of all time?A: GOAT cheese. "GOAT" is slang meaning "Greatest Of All Time." The joke was posted on Twitter on…