“What fruits do twins like best?”/“Pears.”
A riddle about pears is: Q: What fruits do twins like best?A: Pears (pairs). The joke has been cited in print since at least 1983. 25 August 1983, Shoal Lake (Manitoba) Star, pg. ?. col. 1:What do…
A riddle about pears is: Q: What fruits do twins like best?A: Pears (pairs). The joke has been cited in print since at least 1983. 25 August 1983, Shoal Lake (Manitoba) Star, pg. ?. col. 1:What do…
"What gets bigger the more you take from it?" is a popular riddle. "A pit" or "an excavation" or "a hole" has been the answer since at least 1824.…
Entry in progress -- B.P. Wikipedia: Peter DruckerPeter Ferdinand Drucker (November 19, 1909 – November 11, 2005) was a writer, management consultant, and self-described “social ecologist.”…
"Ammonia cleaner" can sound like "I'm only a cleaner." A joke was posted on Twitter by Yorkie 'B' #xmil on September 5, 2018: I was in a hardware shop and I said…
A recipe riddle is: Q: What ghost is handy in the kitchen?A: A recipe spook. The "recipe spook" joke has been cited in print since at least 2007. 2 Funny 4 UCategory: Food jokesDate…
"What goes around, comes around" is a way of saying: "OK, you got me this time, but you'll get yours (payback) the next time." The phrase has been used in song titles by…
Corona is a pale lager produced by Constellation Brands in Mexico for export to the United States. Corona is traditionally served with a wedge of lime or lemon in the neck of the bottle. In 2020,…
Corona is a pale lager produced by Constellation Brands in Mexico for export to the United States. Corona is traditionally served with a wedge of lime or lemon in the neck of the bottle. In 2020,…
"What goes up and down at the same time? Stairs" is a riddle that was printed in The Daily Home News (New Brunswick, NJ) on July 15, 1934. "What goes up and down without moving? A…
"What goes up and down at the same time? Stairs" is a riddle that was printed in The Daily Home News (New Brunswick, NJ) on July 15, 1934. "What goes up and down without moving? A…
"What goes up and down at the same time? Stairs" is a riddle that was printed in The Daily Home News (New Brunswick, NJ) on July 15, 1934. "What goes up and down without moving? A…
"What goes up and down at the same time? Stairs" is a riddle that was printed in The Daily Home News (New Brunswick, NJ) on July 15, 1934. "What goes up and down without moving? A…
A classic rain riddle was printed in The Independent (New York, NY) on November 12, 1891: Q: What goes up when rain comes down?A: Umbrellas. "What goes up when the rain comes down? An…
A classic rain riddle was printed in The Independent (New York, NY) on November 12, 1891: Q: What goes up when rain comes down?A: Umbrellas. "What goes up when the rain comes down? An…
American minister and civil rights activist Martin Luther King Jr. (1929-1968), referencing the restaurant sit-ins for civil rights, was reported calling for economic justice in a United Press…
American minister and civil rights activist Martin Luther King Jr. (1929-1968), referencing the restaurant sit-ins for civil rights, was reported calling for economic justice in a United Press…
American minister and civil rights activist Martin Luther King Jr. (1929-1968), referencing the restaurant sit-ins for civil rights, was reported calling for economic justice in a United Press…
"What good fortune for governments that the people do not think" is frequently said to be a quote of Adolf Hitler (1889-1945), but it does not appear in his book, Mein Kempf (1925).…
A cannibal riddle is: Q: What happened at the cannibal's wedding party? A: They toasted the bride and groom. The cannibal joke has been cited in print since at least 1990. Google BooksFun…
COVID-19 (the 2019 coronavirus) does not mean that there were earlier numbered versions, but there are jokes. "I would love to know who took COVID-1-18" was posted on Twitter by Justin…