“What does a cow ride when his car is broken?”/“A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle.”
A cow riddle has been cited in print since at least 2007:
Q: What does a cow ride when his car is broken?
A: A COW-askai MOO-torcycle.
The Kawasaki motorcycle pun has been cited in print since at least 2007.
Wikipedia: Kawasaki Heavy Industries Motorcycle & Engine Company
Kawasaki Heavy Industries Motorcycle & Engine Company (川崎重工業モーターサイクル&エンジンカンパニー) is a division of Kawasaki Heavy Industries that produces motorcycles, ATVs, utility vehicles, jet ski personal watercraft, and general-purpose gasoline engines. Before the 2011 fiscal year it was called Consumer Products & Machinery. Its slogan is “Let the good times roll!”.
Scouting.org (October 2007)
Pg. 8, col. 1:
Q: What does a cow ride when his car is broken?
A: A COW-askai MOO-torcycle.
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6/28/10
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Q: What does a cow ride when his car is broken?
A: a COW-askai MOO-torcycle.
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Cow Joke 84
What does a cow ride when his car is broken? A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!
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Wild-and-Woolly Animal Jokes:
An Untamed Collection of the World’s Best Animal Jokes
By David McLaughlan
Uhrichsville, OH: Barbour Publishing, Inc.
2012
Pg. ?:
Q: What does a cow ride when its car is broken?
A: A Cow-asaki moo-torcycle.
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Sensible Nonsense.. Frank’s Comic Pack:
Humour Pack Series
By Frank Paul
BookBaby
2014
Pg. ?:
What does a cow ride when his car is broken? A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!
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What does a cow ride when his car is broken?
A
COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!
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11:40 AM - 9 Feb 2018